Greg from Austin

A father, an actual Austin native, a mediocre photographer, Brazilian jiu jitsu hobbyist, Arsenal FC fan, occasional reply guy, and a work in progress.

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@HimothyReports Calling yourselves champions of Europe is like Coventry City calling themselves champions of England.

Paris St. Germain were champions of Europe last year, and are again this year.

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@KyleKulinski I can't believe I used to respect Kyle's takes.

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For that game we had the common interest of a victory over city. You definitely should enjoy your moment because it is to the benefit of your club. But, at least as far as I'm concerned, don't take it the wrong way when I say "thank you."

Your club had a very impressive season. You should be proud.

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@IanCopeland5 Post more laugh emojis. I don't think you're including enough when you're trying to demonstrate how not angry you are.

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@adamkeys_ It's an amazing save and David Raya is an amazing keeper.

Also, Fernandes should have buried that. I shouted "FUCK!" out loud when he got the return pass and went past Gabriel.

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@GoldsmithKieran @07_messiah @JamTarts The number of people who watch the sport and don't understand the offside rule is really impressive.

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@dissidentwest Skill issue. In my early 20s I ran 30 to 40 miles a week and would experience them frequently. Having said that, I never had one before 5 miles into the run.

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@StefanMolyneux This is reddit-level atheism and it sounds retarded because it is retarded. And I'm not even a believer.

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I wanted Hearts to win, but this is not how the offside rule works. Maeda is in an offside position here, but the ball was not passed to him, and he is not interfering with the play.

Osmand is well onside when the ball is played forward, he receives it, and carries it beyond Maeda's position which puts Maeda back onside and eligible to receive a pass. Heartbreaking though it is, it was a clean goal and it was rightly awarded.

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@chimeraxmachina I have a comment since I know multiple people who lived in East Germany under the DDR. You're framing here betrays that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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@afcwikky To be clear, I don't think the Champions League is nothing, especially since we've never won it. It would be a pretty great consolation prize. But I want the league more.

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If we don't win the league, at home by myself because I know I will be miserable company.

If we do win the league, my Sunday pub team barbecues at the brewery that sponsors us for every Champions League final, and I will be there. I want the league. Champions League is either going to be icing or a consolation prize to me.

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@HFramboy @michaelmalice @tonesdot @jabelincoln But how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

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@Efflixus @Sup3rbobb Burnley has one win (2020 Aubameyang own goal), and won draw (0-0 in 2022) at the Emirates. They've lost all other 7 visits to that stadium in league matches.

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@ShitpostRock2 @grok is this a real excerpt from a real Bond novel? If so, which one?

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@Keir_Starmer Everything before "but" doesn't count.

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@Spikegamer17 @QueenAnticommie @Asmongold Because he lives in Austin.

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@FB_granit The number of negative reactions to this comment is strange to me. This is exactly correct. It's not over until it's over.

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@MOrcmisha @kirawontmiss She saw them both merge in front of her a full 4 seconds before the impact. At the speed she is traveling, that is more than enough time to back off to create more space.