Angus

[Angus @Artefact__]

That will likely be the best game of football I will ever watch. Everything about it was perfect.

[Angus @Artefact__]

Porridge is actually so goated

[Angus @Artefact__]

How are we in 2026 and monster don’t have a decaf version

[Angus @Artefact__]

Just spent £4.50 on a monster in an airport. Fuming

[Angus @Artefact__]

Sweet potatoes are so goated

[Angus @Artefact__]

Ai “wasting” water is the biggest larp in every tiktok comment section

[Angus @Artefact__]

Mfers be 20% body fat thinking they need to dirty bulk🥀

[Angus @Artefact__]

Bulking is one of the worst things that ever happened to the fitness industry

[Angus @Artefact__]

The walking pad. What an invention

[Angus @Artefact__]

I can’t believe I used to be a winter over summer chudcel. Summer weather is so goated

[Angus @Artefact__]

Schizo reps are so goated

[Angus @Artefact__]

Drop setting is the single most retarded thing I see people do

[Hiastra @Hiastrax]

Androgenic just HUMILIATED a LAUGHMAXXER who tried to MOG him and LOKIMOG mid ASCENSION 😭📉

LAUGHMAXXER — PSL 4 JESTERNPC, attempted AURAGAIN but triggered instant CORTISOLSPIKE

LOKIMOG — PSL 8 TRICKSTERCHAD, held full MOGLOCK while Androgenic initiated FRAMEPRESSURE

The failed MOGATTEMPT ended in a complete RANKCOLLAPSE for the JESTERGOON 💀

[Angus @Artefact__]

I’ve still only had 1 beer this year. I am better than all you alcohol drinkers, let it be known

[Angus @Artefact__]

Just realised I almost did dry January but I had one singular beer once I finished exams. Smh

[Angus @Artefact__]

If you do cable flies you’re a retard and I hate you

[Angus @Artefact__]

@maxthenandrel Why

[Angus @Artefact__]

@maxthenandrel Thank you

[Angus @Artefact__]

Please take him🙏🙏

[MatchdayHQ | World Cup @TheMatchdayHQ]

🚨🇳🇱 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Bayern Munich have made Liverpool forward Cody Gakpo a TOP TARGET and are PREPARING a €75m offer.

[@BayernSpace]

[Angus @Artefact__]

Holy fuck I just had a mini ab cramp in the gym. Is that what periods feel like?😲