Artemis Ray Allen

Counselor and Sci-Fi/Fantasy fan that believes everyone is capable of heroic quests

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

This whole thread is incredibly validating and is like a swift kick in the pants to lingering imposter syndrome from my graduate program. I never understood why the ivory tower has such a hard time prioritizing education over ego.

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

@BettisiTheThird Huh, I got "Situating Spaces as Violence" which seems depressingly accurate.

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

@hughweber @USPS This feels like @somegoodnews @johnkrasinski Give this young lady a shout-out! 'Cause we're all ugly crying now

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

😭 I'm not crying, you're crying 😭

[The Manc @TheMancUK]

After noticing that Ken slept with a photo of his late wife every night, one of the carers at Thistleton Lodge presented him with this incredible gift...

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

Mood ™️

[The Fussy Professor @FussyProfessor]

@thebobthe @ReadTheSyllabus I don't understand all of your words, but I FEEL all of the feelings.

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Incoming transmission. #MessageFromTheDoctor #DoctorWho

[American Psychological Association @APA]

“Blaming mental illness for the gun violence in our country is simplistic & inaccurate and goes against the scientific evidence currently available.”

Statement from APA CEO @ArthurCEvans in reaction to @POTUS’ comments on gun violence & mental illness: https://t.co/1uxpyGEqB9

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

[Grumpy Cat @RealGrumpyCat]

Some days are grumpier than others...

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

I'm watching GoT through for the first time and just got through the Red Wedding. Nothing is okay anymore.

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

@BettisiTheThird Mad Peanut Butter... I'm not sure what to do with this information...

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

@theweissisrite The Mint Oreo Thins, but stick them in the freezer rather than room temp. It's kinda like having frozen Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies available all year long.

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

@andeez_

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

Purrealism

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

Reborn, the ancient druid tries to spread the prophecy as a warning, unaware that the gods have interfered once again

[Annie Potts @Annie305Wamsley]

Party Rock Anthem’s choreography but with Whitney Houston’s I Wanna Dance With Somebody in the background

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

My brain feels like a puffy Cheeto after an unsupervised toddler got a hold of the bag.

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

A twitter thread in which I drag every single US president in order:

[Artemis Ray Allen @Artemis_Ray]

Laundry Day may only be two hours/week at the laundromat, but the resulting battle to stop singing in my head the "Freeze Ray" song from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog will continue for the next decade at least