@372Pages Based on your talk about ol’ pie-hatin’ Doctor John, I thought you should know about Michael Showalter’s “The Baxter” - the perfectly fine guy in romcoms who only exists to get dropped for the hunk.
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I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.
1. By week’s end, a sizable percentage of the GOP base will believe an absurd conspiracy theory positing that Paul Pelosi was assaulted by his leftist gay lover.
Allow me to explain.
When we play games as a family, my kid has learned how to lie low while my wife throws every weapon at her disposal at me, then pick up the pieces. The last time we played Risk, she conquered Asia.
I bring yellow energy to board games as do probably many younger siblings who understood from a young age that “playing a game together” meant “losing a game.”
Every night millions of people watch this gross caricature of a bullying rich asshole villain from an 80s sex comedy, and they apparently get what they're looking for from the experience; an inescapable indication that there is something deeply wrong with their souls.
I teach the earliest class of the day, and everybody's out of the office today, so I'm in the main office with this on top volume because sometimes Thursday needs a hand. https://t.co/tsRIGo70Z2
Waffle House is staffed, inevitably, by a gray-haired white lady who calls everyone “hon” and offers you refills on your coffee and by a black man working the grill who gives the impression that if Elvis, Jesus, and DB Cooper walked in, arm in arm, he would not so much as blink.