Marty.Mar.

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

Thanksgiving is really next month y’all!

[RealestMemes @RealestMemes_]

When I'm laying down comfortably and realize I'm lowkey laying like a bad bih so I gotta lock in

[jack @liverumination]

people love being like “fly safe” yeah i’ll do my best you absolute retard

[NellMoney @DirtyMoney10K]

niggas be on da mic at da club talkin bout “where all my outta towners at” 😂😭😭😭thats some backdoor shit

[Choze 𖤓 @YeaitsChoze]

What if the hoes scaring me?

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Going to work with only 6 hours of sleep

[Dev3x💫 @CommanderDev3x]

I see the vision Rodger 😮‍💨

Draft in DC
1st Overall Pick
Cupcake Schedule
New HC
Jayden Comeback Player Of the Year
NFC East Champs
Home Playoff Games
Ring 💍

I’m Ready for 2027

[Peter @three_pet3]

Me watching you stand up when the plane lands

[Marty.Mar. @Artyymar]

Iight that’s it. I’m getting into politics. This gotta stop.

[Jah 🎭 @KyleMcCordMuse]

Put 60 into my Roth IRA and the S&P 500 instead of pre ordering 2K https://t.co/Z0CHgNcgCO

[snubnose frankenstein @snubdogg]

i coulda said fuck the way you do that right thurr

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

That nigga think he really met Spider-Man

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

What are we doing

[ryan @ lff @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[Jay @jaylovesmovies]

like he was just chillen with his sheep minding his own business making feta

[Pavy @Pavyworld]

My favorite Jay Z song post 2000 will forever be “Excuse Me Miss” cause he said he had 2 dishwashers. I’ve seen a lot of things, I ain’t never seen a crib with TWO dishwashers.

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Just found out Joe Rogan and Dana White are two different people

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

He's faced so little accountability that he just openly admits to crimes now. No one's doing shit about it either.

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

i wish Plato were alive to see this