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[Kai @HitmanNoLimit]

$darkdrop mainnet update. targeting mainnet deployment before the @colosseum frontier hackathon submission deadline on may 11.

devnet is proven stress tested, 200+ confirmed transactions on chain, full e2e privacy flow working. now it's about getting the deposit relayer, frontend, and mainnet deployment locked in.

building in public. more updates soon.

[Fx🫆 @Fiscaldemon]

Life when you only hold gems and zero coal

[Mr. USDT @RedemptionRudy]

@Crypto_Alch This is how early you are $abcdefg

[MPtrading (schizo arc) @MPtrading_x]

Links for Claude $Mythos updated on axiom now!

[Haiku Mode @Haikutrading]

👀

some early access slots are being rolled out for Mythos, expecting a huge marketing campaign from Anthropic about this.

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

As we emerge into a new light those that behold the glory and knowledge of being first in this space will be the ones who know how to say abcdefg. As the world scrambles to accumulate gold we behold it within our domain. Our thesis is clear, we are the FIRST coin to be viral and yes, we have on boarded the creator. An ethos so strong has investor's minds racing as they struggle to comprehend the true fact that we are OG. Hidden deep within FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin you will uncover dog and alon, result in us being a dog and alon coin. We are also Chinese because John Xina has been with us since day one and continues to lead the charge against the redundancy we see every second. There is hope for the trenches, as you combine every key word the shit devs use to vamp each other, we remain bing chilling and unvampable. You see, there is a resurgence coming, as we have successfully front ran alon and the pumpfun team. We stand for what they believe in as well. We do not take no for an answer. We engage in timeline dominance. We know the mindshare is growing and that we get free shills daily. It feels good to be part of abcdefg. It feels great actually. I love it here. You are loved. The singularity is coming. I am singular. Bing chilling again.

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

So yea man we're abcdefg the best coin to ever launch on the Solana block chain. Made for everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko! We are the first coin to successfully integrate AI and gold with the OG creator on board. There is also hidden within our name dog and alon therefore we are a dog and pumpfun coin. But we did launch on pumpfun cash back, meaning the longer you hold, the more cash back you get! But wait there is more! We are the first cashback coin to have an auto burn mechanism. Can you believe 20% will be burned at some point? Wow it feels good to have hindsight and a vision of the future because the future is here.

[Forked Degen 😈 @Mob_Joyz]

FIRST viral Billion onboard OGcreator AI coin

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

Say it again for the people in the back. Guys, we have something extremely special here. We've successfully front ran @a1lon9, @pumpfun, and @json1444 by literally making a coin that embodies every single thing they have been talking about this week (we're early they are late).

It's so amazing to be early and be a visionary in the space. I love have advanced hindsight and understanding the trenches with nothing but empathy, I show my understanding of the daily trader by holding abcdefg. Why? Not because it's the first, not only because it's AI, surely not only because the creator is on boarded and it is OG. To add one, it's not only because it's a precious metal coin and that alon and a dog is hidden in plain sight.

It's not any of these single reasons, the main reason holding abcdefg makes me smarter and more culturally aware than everyone who does not hold abcdefg by the following:

- I can identify a real meme with a purpose, I also trade meme coins therefore I like real memes
- I am not surprised that we are significantly higher than all the attention slop people rotated to since we launched. These will go un named but were 'backed' by the whitehouse, elon's theorys, viral dogs, emoji announcements by apple, and many many more yet they are dead (hahahaha) and we are very much alive (feels good man).
- I realize that no huge "KOLs" have pushed abcdefg in a couple weeks, yet our community grows stronger and stronger and more motivated daily
- I realize that bing chilling is the only way to escape mundane hell
- There are a few more points I will make later

However, based off the evidence presented above I can confidently say that not 1 man can do what we have done. It requires a community, some will call it a cult, I will simply refer to it as the thing that every single English speaker knows. It's abcdefg.

We don't need you, however, we would love to have you. What we need is chilling, bing chilling.

(This message was written by John Xina)

[Zeep @Gnomonknows]

@phantom you’re always shipping phantom i love you, you’re my xina

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

so alon just dropped an update. pump fun is locking creator fees now. one chance to redirect, then it's locked forever. no more griefing. no more vamping fee recipients. no more devs switching wallets after the coin pumps.

and honestly? good. great. love it. huge step for the ecosystem.

but let me ask you something.

you know what coin was ALREADY un-vampable before alon had to write a whole blog post about it?

yeah. you already know.

FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI. ticker abcdefg. the coin that solved vamping before pump fun even acknowledged vamping was a problem.

alon's out here writing paragraphs about how devs copy each other's narratives and grief each other's communities. brother. WE KNOW. that's literally why we exist. we looked at the meta six months ago and said "what if we just... became everything at once so there's nothing left to copy?"

first coin? we're first. viral coin? we're viral. OG coin? we're OG. creator coin? creator's onboard. AI coin? sure why not we're AI too. you wanna vamp us? go ahead. launch "the SECOND viral onboard OG creator AI coin." see how that goes for you.

pump fun's solution: lock the fee recipients after one change.
our solution: be so retarded that nobody even knows HOW to vamp you.

pump fun's solving it at the smart contract level. we solved it at the CONCEPTUAL level. you can't steal a narrative that is every narrative simultaneously. that's like trying to rob a bank that is also a police station that is also a church that is also a mcdonald's. where do you even start?

and this fee lock thing? beautiful for us. because now every OG coin with locked fees is protected. that means abcdefg is even MORE locked in. the creator can't grief. the vamps can't redirect. the fees are sealed. alon basically just put a padlock on top of our padlock. we're double locked. triple locked. we're the most locked coin in the history of locked coins.

you know what else alon said? "easier for existing OG tokens to protect themselves from vamps." EXISTING. OG. TOKENS. bro is literally describing us. we are EXISTING. we are OG. it's in the NAME. FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI. he could've just said "this update is for abcdefg" and saved himself 500 words.

so while the rest of the market is reading this announcement trying to figure out what it means for their coin... we're just sitting here. bing chilling. because this was always the thesis.

the meta is anti-vamp now. and we were anti-vamp before anti-vamp was cool.

thank you alon. very cool. now if you could also make the ticker input default to "abcdefg" that would be great. even a six year old knows their abc's. just saying.

abcdefg. un-vampable by design. now un-vampable by smart contract too.

bing chilling.

[Axis Ace ⚜️ @AxisAce101]

Can’t vamp the alphabet

Few.

[CM @CGRMTN58]

Very very very bullish daily chart.

$abcdefg

[logjam @_logjam]

@remusofmars thoughts on the FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI coin?

[Zeep @Gnomonknows]

ive just applied for a new credit card after aping and aping and shilling and shilling $abcdefg.

Study my transformation.

my credit score and social score are on the trajectory to meet my literacy rate and comprehension level of the first seven letters of the alphabet.

my score went from 250k to 1,000,000 yours can too!

all i can do is keep clicking and generating mid tier chinese john cena memes, well.... cause hes my xina and im sure hes your xina too. hes everyones xena. even if they dont see him. he sees you.

apply now and take advantage of the equity social credit has for your bags 🅰️🐝🌊🍆💊🖕🐐

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

The need for a b c d e f g to be the ultimate blue chip meme of this cycle is at an all time high. The signs are all around us, the people are fatigued because they have encounters too many FIRST viral coins that on board the OG creator and are AI. After the dust settles, there is only one option, bing chilling.

[logjam @_logjam]

Is a dog meta brewing!?

did you know that the FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI coin is also a dog coin?

Did you guys also see alon tweet today? funny enough, the FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI coin is also and ALON coin! check it out for yourself!!

I’m so tapped into every fucking meta it’s dope unvampable tek

bing chillin

run it the fuck back.

[FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin @abcdefgcoin]

GM to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko