Ryan Lithgow

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me when I receive mild criticism in work #TheTraitors

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Hope the interview goes well tomorrow 🤞😅

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Only a matter of time before paige gets a plant on finance

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@pgybby And every time you do I’ll reply with a pic of a mandrake

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@pgybby You’re having a greenhouse for the garden not a green fucking house

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No home tests available, a glitchy and unreliable website and to top it off clueless 119 operators.

I’m one of the few people I know who’s been able to get a test recently and still had to travel 25 miles for it ☺️

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If I knew all Paige needed to keep her happy was plants with holes in I would’ve got her some ages ago

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@pgybby

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One stop is the best place for snacks I tell ya

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@pgybby To clarify...
Not together, together. Virtually together.

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@pgybby Bet you’re ready for this croc

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@pgybby Lol

[Emma @CampbellxEmma]

Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity

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@pgybby I dont know where I was going with that. It just sprang to mind

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I just transitioned from a Mark's and Spencer into a Cafe Nero. I hate what I've become.

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@pgybby It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that.

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Dissertation? More like diss-er I wanna die

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@pgybby Was cute today seeing Paige in her 2nd year house ... these children think they're so grown up

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As if paige lives next to a loud ass parrot that whistles the Adam's family theme tune every night