Dan Vegas

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

It's Queen-O. #WhatsYourSuperstition #Eagles

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

As Jenn T would say...Take your muthafuckin shirts off! #AsHeardInVegas

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

He's just a friend. Biz Markie told me #AsHeardInVegas

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

"I'll climb a ladder of dicks to get to the Chili Peppers tonight" Crazed fan at #Lolla

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

I'm going to Hetero Sandusky that 16 year old chick #AsHeardInVegas

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

Monogamy means you have no other options. #OneClam

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

"City phone city phone!" "Titty phone titty phone!"

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

I want your Dussy. *Pussy

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

Not to be too white but what does HAM mean? Oh Hard as a Muthafucka #HAM

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

I pulled the champagne out of the ice bin and found your shrooms in there. We use that ice for drinks #VegasProblems

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

Boone's Farm never tasted bad. It just fucks up your stomache #StayClassy

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

That was a disgrace...but I had Bradley at +400. #AsHeardInVegas #PacBradley #RIPBoxing

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

RT @pazpaz: Judges of the Pacquiao Bradley fight also scored World War 2 a split decision for the Germans. #RIPBoxing

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

If Bradley beat @MannyPacquiao then @FloydMayweather must be innocent #RIPBoxing

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

Bradley won and OJ was innocent #RIPBoxing

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

"I need to watch the tape to see if I won the fight" - Tim Bradley. What?!?!? #Disgrace

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

Boxing sucks! @FloydMayweather stop being a pussy and fight @MannyPacquiao. Oh you're in prison and can't tweet #PacBradley

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

#AsHeardInVegas every day RT @MarcusGilbert88: "I wanna do bad things with you"- #trueblood intro

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

Diet Coke with your bacon cheese fries RT @News4WeightLoss: How Can I Lose Weight Eating In Restaurants? http://t.co/3VMd4QJj

[Dan Vegas @AsHeardInVegas]

The more I watch @NBA playoffs the more I believe @WWE wrestling is real #NBAPlayoffs