Asbestos Prime

Don't worry: The orbital laser is set to scan.

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@atlasobscura Cutey is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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When the clanker knows you're thirsty so it yoinks your diet coke.
What a scamp!

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Holding MMB to pan and seeing how it behaves is a great early heuristic as to the general quality of a game.

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I see the day and month counters overflowed again.
Can we get a patch for this?

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Infinite surgeons.

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I'm so old, I recall when "get rekt" meant "RIP Bozo".

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I think it's a perfect example of "...live long enough to become the villain." that Nintendo is now behaving like a gym that Ash Ketchum would be forced to challenge and ultimately defeat.

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@clarkSuperKat It's a frame from a wonderful video:
https://t.co/6HgLtEVZMg

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4:04 Time Not Found

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Dad Jokes™ use the ambiguity of language to demonstrate that context is the only thing that matters.

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The internet rots so fast these days that reposts might be the only way you find what you're looking for.

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@CounterStrike Hey how can we get bot farmers off our ZA arms race servers? It's impossible to play since they automatically kick us when we join.

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const.
const never changes.

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@TeamYouTube Hi @TeamYouTube, me again. So you deleted this channel that discusses ML that I would watch periodically. You would please undelete it now before your backend purges it, if it hasn't already. Thanks.
https://t.co/inRzX82Pj6

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@YouTube @YouTubeCreators You guys need to fix this three strikes and you're out policy you have, it disproportionally burdens your oldest and largest and most prolific creators. The more videos, the more popular, the more relevant they are, the more likely they'll be terminated.

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Can we bring back games I'm playing not muting their audio when I alt+tab? At least give me the option right up front, very much appreciated.

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Me waking up like a deep space colony ship coming out of extended hibernation with klaxons blaring over red alert on the energy reserves, life support, control systems, and breached and leaking nacelles.

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https://t.co/ST0OL1uG3c
I stumbled across this beautiful living art piece that I just have to share.

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@CounterStrike Hey, the weapon wheel doesn't work anymore, can you please fix it. It's by far the easiest way for me to select a weapon. Thanks.

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And then with freezers there's no lamp again. So there's clearly an optimal range of coldness that warrants a lamp, but deviate outside that, and it's ambient lighting for you.

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Isn't it weird how fridges have lamps but all our other cupboards don't? Even though they need them just as much.
"This cupboard is cold."
"Quick, put a lamp in it!"