Asbury Cafeteria

Eat me.

[super professional caitlin @confusenthuse]

I have literally started to cry when telling people how bad my cafeteria food was in college in case you’re wondering if I’m exaggerating about how bad my college food was.

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

@ScottFitzIV What about being fed random crap?

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

I hear you guys are pretending to revival so you do not have to go eat.

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

I hear you guys are pretending to revival so you do not have to go eat.

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

He’s not going to save you.

https://t.co/O4nGA48IQs

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

@AsburyOnion Congrads on making it. The food only gets better and you’ll only get more liberal.

[BJ Pugh @BeeJayPyoo]

Fiat is dead
You need a good spanking
#bitcoin will finally
End central banking.

[Don Mink @donaldmink]

If you sit at a bar you can hear conspiracy theories ranging from Covid to 9/11 to Kennedy Assasination in 20 minutes. No wonder people drink.

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

All Ichthus tattoos are banned! If you are caught with a tattoo, you will be expelled!

Leviticus 19:28 “You shall not make any gashes in your flesh for the dead or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

Bad food does not discriminate. Vote Caf.

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

@AsburyOnion You can’t keep me out.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

I don’t know how you got into college if you don’t know how to use a parking lot, but here is a PDF anyways.

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

Welcome back @AsburyOnion. We have a lot to talk about.

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

Caf Food: An Open Letter by Martin Seitz.

“iT iS gOOd & I lOVe it, i ThInK aLL stUdenTs’ shOuld HaVe tO EaT It FoR EVeRy MeAL. EEVEN tHanKSGiVinG. mEEL plaNs sHoUlD bE moRE eXpenSive beCauSe thEy GLOrifY God.”

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

@AULegacyGames My catfish nuggets are better than this graphics soup….

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

@TheLittleWinner Watch your mouth

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

@confusenthuse My contact runs through 2024. Just like Trump!

[Asbury Cafeteria @AsburyCaf]

You voting in 2016.
You voting in 2018.