Adam Barnes

My preferred pronoun is the syllable mmm extended until you pass out.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

Since I'm lookin' for a job again, I better make a pinned tweet I guess.

Hello prospective employer. You found part of me.

Life is a game of hats. This is my personal twitter account. You will read things you do not like here. I do not wear my work hat on twitter.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

He arranges all his paws so they're close to each other. If he wakes up, he can quickly count them to make sure they're all there.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

My cat sleeps so much.

What does he dream of?

I bet it's smaller cats.

And I bet they dream of smaller cats still.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@thotfulness1 @sendmepizzapls Still says it though.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@ZombieOrpheus @GOGcom LMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO WHO CARES

Keep politics out of my games ya faggots.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

Amarant is basically Auron if he was a pussy-ass emo bitch.

Yeah I said it.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@thotfulness1 tee hee it says "lube"

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@BigSaltyBoi Wait no what if it's loaded with furries and weebs?

To the depths!

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@thotfulness1 owo

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@GOGcom It was funny tbh 7/10.

Love you GoG

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@danclarke smh smh smh smh smh

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@danclarke This fuckin' transgender agenda smh shovin' it down our throats

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@Ariel_Opal @GeologyTime Now that's a beautiful structure.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@Timcast F

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

BREAKING NEWS

ELON MUSK HAS MADE IT LEGAL TO UWU

PLEASE UWU FREELY, AS THE LORD INTENDED

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

Bladder unit tests:

- Empties on command.
- Doesn't empty on not command.

Tests green.

[MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺 @TheMasterBucks]

@elonmusk Prove it.

Bring waifus to life.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

My cat is weird. He likes to be in the room with a person, but he'll put himself far away, and he doesn't like interacting with people.

He doesn't know what he wants.

[Adam Barnes @Asdayasman]

@prof_rocket If you cover the top half of your head you're an 80's porn star, but if you cover the bottom half you're Justin Bieber.

[Orion Bartlett @or_ion_b]

Skeletons have to use echolocation because they don't have eyes. Groups of skeletons work because they're varying sizes and emit unique frequencies