Ya Boi

emotionally depressed, constantly stressed, eternally a mess, doing my best

[Ya Boi @AshArgott]

@khazarAntlers My baby was robbed :(

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

My cat was staring out the window, so I joked, "Let me know if the Amazon guy gets here.

Ten minutes later she hit me with the sharpest, most urgent meow I’ve ever heard. Looked outside, and there's the truck.

I am currently negotiating terms of lease with a creature that doesn't pay rent.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

The Proclaimers, “500 miles” belted out by Scottish football fans at Fenway Park, home of the Boston Red Sox.

If you mix American Baseball with the Tartan Army and The Proclaimers, this is what you get. Surreal but absolutely glorious.
⚾️🇺🇸⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♥️

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

The U.S. journey of @FreddyLA7 has led to this moment 🇩🇪

Germany faces Curaçao on FOX!

[Jovan @JovanGThinks]

Gen Z grew up with catchable monsters, talking sea creatures, a plumber that went to space, kids that could transform into aliens and dragons, and Minecraft.

Do you have any idea how comically evil a society has to be to make them largely anxious, unemployed, and depressed?

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: inside Japanese police station.
not arrested. hopefully.

I came to report lost wallet.

officer very polite.

Officer: Where did you last see it?

Me: Probably train station.

Officer nods, types for two seconds.

Officer: Found.

Me: …what.

Officer: Yes.

Me: That fast?

Officer: Japan.

another officer walks over holding my wallet carefully like sacred relic, everything still inside, cash untouched.

Me genuinely emotional.

Me: This country is unbelievable.

Officer smiles proudly, then pauses.

Officer: There was one issue.

Me: …what issue.

Officer opens wallet slowly, pulls out embarrassing anime sticker I forgot existed.

silence.

both officers staring at me respectfully but differently now.

Officer: You like magical girls?

Me: …we all have struggles.

older officer suddenly leans forward.

Old Officer: Season two was disappointing.

Me: WHAT.

Old Officer: They ruined power scaling.

younger officer immediately joins debate.

Officer: No no movie fixed it.

suddenly entire police station arguing anime lore passionately.

one detective emerges from back room holding instant noodles.

Detective: Original manga better.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR A WALLET.

[Enola💵 @Ataijesa]

Suyin hurt Lin, destroyed the family, never really took accountability, and then acted like Lin was the problem for not getting over it.

Lin Befiong wasn’t angry enough.

[Sarin @ToxicWeave]

Does anyone in kalos genuinely get pass that demonic owl?

AND THEN THE LITERAL 4 NUKES AFTER HIM

[摩訶棠（次回hamatasu） @Mo_hetang]

人生でNo.1好きな動画（マジで尊い）

[Ya Boi @AshArgott]

@PokeDailyPost THE GOAT

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

cute little penguin 🥹

[rh 🐉 @RHonD_45]

grief.

[Myui-Mo @myui_mo]

'I miss you'
#pokopia #ditto #pikachu #pokémon

[Ya Boi @AshArgott]

@rojen_art May i request Empoleon doing a pose like Napoleon?

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

pikachu and mimikyu do not have a special conversation in pokopia, but if you let them talk a bit.... this happens

[Ya Boi @AshArgott]

That Project Voltage concert was the pinnacle of my life and I didn't even go to it. The budget for that was outstanding and it has set the bar REALLY high for future Miku concerts and collabs

[kei @virtuakei]

FARFETCH’D DOING THE DANCE WITH MIKU AND TETO OMFG THIS IS SO CUTEEEE 😭😭😭 #ポケミクライブ #PokeMikuLive