Ashley Mari

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[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

@MichaelEaly so sexy on #TheFollowing #darkandstormy

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

@bisouuTK well good thing they shut it down...or was this on purpose?

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

I love receiving flight update texts 10 minutes after the flight was delayed and gate was changed...what's the point United?

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

Why does it take only 30 minutes to get to #LAX yet 30 minutes to get inside? Wtf? Do better. I hate LA drivers

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

Soooo @Costco sent me recall letter that covers Dec'13-Aug'14?! Wtf...how did you JUST discover salmonella poisoning from LAST YEAR?!!

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

I'm gonna need Costco to have some continuity...if it's at one it's at all...you are not a boutique...thanks

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

@bisouuTK ha!!! TSA kills me...can you just do your job? Thanks...

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

Pinterest made me do it...

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

There needs to be an IQ test administered prior to you being able to conceive... #dumbasseshavingbabies

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

I think Shaun T is just as bad as Kim K with the selfies and body shots...

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

Uber-ing it for the first time...let's hope I survive...

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

Oh wait...just kidding...the shit just broke

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

What a milestone...the elevator at my apt hasn't broken down in a month!! 😐

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

@bisouuTK like $40 for a tin..and you have to buy the tin on top of that

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

@bisouuTK tea is not amazing for the price they charge

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

@bisouuTK Teavana is full of shit...

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

Watching #Damages like 'Who has phone books in their house anymore?'

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

Apparently repainting and staining an end table is not as easy as Pinterest makes it seem...

[Ashley Mari @AshBashLA]

@BrandonClaybon hush!!! I was hurt...and nobody came to visit the sick and shut in... #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness