Dingus Metalingus

Drummist, dog person, space and science nerd, smiling is my coping mechanism, anti-pineapple pizza

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

My whole life is a typo.

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

@keselowski doing bagels.

[RFK Racing @RFKracing]

Imma just let y’all meme this one

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Me with headphones on waiting in line:

Customer: Whatcha listenin to?
Me: Atreyu
Customer: Bless you

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

There's no point in having a conversation with a #NASCAR driver. They'll just be talking in circles.

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Adulting is like being on fire and turning up the AC

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Parents:

Be your child(ren)'s #1 fan, not their boss.

None of this "you can't do that because that's a boy/girl thing" bullshit.

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

@XxluvergurlxX All good 😂 just being a hermit waiting out the virus

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

If there ever was a reason for me to eat at Texas Roadhouse for the first time ever, it's this.

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

Texas Roadhouse CEO — who reportedly made $1.3 million in 2018 — will forgo his base salary and incentive bonus.
“The additional funds will be made available to assist front-line hourly restaurant employees,” the report states.
https://t.co/TODtYcRYIT

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Maybe past pandemics (SARS, Swine Flu, etc.) were worse than the Coronavirus/COVID-19 BECAUSE the world didn't shut down like it is now.

Sometimes we learn from our mistakes.

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Some guy sneezed in the grocery store and this lady put her palm up at him and said "social distancing!" and walked away.

This is getting out of hand.

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Food aisles are fully stocked.
Toilet paper is sold out.

You know you need food to have something to wipe, right?

And live, I guess.
#COVD19 #Coronavirus

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Some of you need a reminder that you also need to wash the rest of your smelly ass body.
#COVD19

[LoseYourMind @SadGirlToy]

The corona virus, the flu and pink eye meeting up to celebrate the people they infected #COVD19

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

@roushfenway

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Great to hear Ryan Newman is back to being Ryan Newman

[RFK Racing @RFKracing]

Ryan Newman Continues Great Improvement:

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

@smilexgratitude

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

A moment of silence for our fallen brethren who were referred to as "friend", "buddy", "brother" this #ValentinesDay

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Glad Ryan Newman is now awake and talking with family and doctors after that heart-stopping wreck.

Fuel was pouring out of Ryan Newman's car as it came to rest and appeared to make it to the driver's side window.

Thankfully fire crew got to his car before it got much worse.

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Add this to the list of things I didn't know I needed in my life

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Can't.
Stop.
Watching.

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

I’m not even sure how I did this one

[Dingus Metalingus @AshHole808]

Accurate!

[Elijah Burke @ElijahWhosoever]

Yo @shakira what does NASCAR at Daytona sound like?? 🤔

#DAYTONA500 | #Superbowl