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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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@RobertKennedyJr The empty spaces where the worms ate your brain?

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@GingerLGaetz Looks like Eddie Munster fucked an underage girl.

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@elonmusk You are the king of the creepy, gross and weird aging white dudes.

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@taylorswift13 he’s 6, but I’ll let him join you on tour

#TaylorSwift #Taylor #readyforit #TaylorSwiftErasTour #taylorswifterastourmovie

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@RepMTG You give the term “colossal f*ckwad” a bad name.

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@benshapiro Literally no one has said that, dickwad.

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@people My mom and I both love Paul Rudd. It's super fitting, because he's her age, but looks my age.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Things are going to get a lot worse in the days and weeks ahead because there are far more stupid people than any of us realized.

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

Reminder: Trump freed the leader of the Taliban from prison and then that wasn’t enough so he freed 5k Taliban warriors from jail. He then tried to invite the Taliban to Camp David.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I don’t usually share Trump statements, but he’s trying to delete this one.

Twitter, do your stuff.

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I don't care if the CDC told me my kid would have an .07% increased chance of NOT contracting the virus if he walked on his hands. I'd make him, because actually I love him, and don't want him sick.

#COVIDIOTS #COVID19 #MaskMandates #MaskUp #vaccinatated #antivaxxers

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@glitterhoarder I don't blame you there.

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Oh no. The stink. He doesn't even try to hide it.

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Even Anna Kendrick, who has since been nominated for an Oscar, is a terrible actor in this movie.

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Why does she have a truck from 1954?

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Purple's...cool.

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I hate this already.

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Kristen Stewart is a terrible narrator.