Alpy

Basically, just here to creep on you and retweet some things.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@quelsee Typical… talks about himself nonstop and says she can ask him anything but not once did he take a breath in 8 minutes to ask a single thing about her.

[Alpy @AshLP]

My favorite thing about the new @StreamOnMax is that I can’t fast forward or rewind. Only 10 sec forward or back. I’ve gotta work for my entertainment so I appreciate it more. My adhd loves the encouragement to pay better attention.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@japarsons @japarsons typo. Friday I’m in love. Lordy.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@japarsons I had to go to Spotify to listen and probably trust I’m in love? Oooh. Or love song? But probably Friday.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@cat_auras @GCONNELIE a friend of mine just ordered these.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@japarsons Mine too. I’ve started using the native weather app in preparation. It’s not the same.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@japarsons Crying

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Remember, when the fresh snow flies in your city, it reveals how much we’ve over-designed our streets for cars making them faster & more dangerous, and how much space we could reclaim for people & public life. We call them #sneckdowns. HT @fietsprofessor

[Alpy @AshLP]

@japarsons I am in love with him. Glad he found a happy home.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@nycgov there’s got to be a better way to do whatever was done here…

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

.@laurenboebert you have played a major role in elevating anti-LGBT+ hate rhetoric and anti-trans lies while spending your time in Congress blocking even the most common sense gun safety laws.

You don’t get to “thoughts and prayers” your way out of this. Look inward and change.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@PokemonGoApp something isn’t adding up here… 14 miles in running + walking w/ adventure sync enabled and I just got a notification I walked .1km with adventure sync. 🤔 known issue or just a random glitch?

[Alpy @AshLP]

@japarsons I’ve recently found the joy in these.

[Alpy @AshLP]

@Ask_Spectrum is there an outage in Queens, NY? I can’t even access the Spectrum app on my phone to check that or my equipment status.

[Alpy @AshLP]

The all-new @on_running cloud x 3 shift. Born from running. Made for everything (but definitely cross-training fr fr). Super pumped about this update! #bornfromrunning #OnROC

[Alpy @AshLP]

@NMARIA9 @NYPDnews @NYPD114Pct https://t.co/9QddjsVi8C

[Alpy @AshLP]

Hiya @JFKairport! Who do I talk to about getting tampons sold at the convenience stores?

[Alpy @AshLP]

Lemme just fix your collar there for ya, buddy. 👕👌 @defacedplateNYC NY: KST1029

[Alpy @AshLP]

The new @on_running CloudGo launches today. With responsive energy return and excellent comfort and cushioning this may be your new go-to for shorter distance runs. #gameon #onroc https://t.co/uGheFcxaaH