Jen (Parsons) Woods

Health care content + social media dir. | native NYer | #GoDawgs | 💙s: the beach, do-gooding, ⚾️, 🏈, 🐆, cooking, weather,🧘🏼‍♀️, 🎼, carbs, 🏄🏼‍♀️, you.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[ASPCA @ASPCA]

Let's go K(nicks)ITTENS! 🏀Our New York City Kitten Nursery's residents decided to go all out to root for their favorite hometown team during finals. You could say that our kittens are fed, our nursery is their comfy bed, all of them strive to thrive, Knicks in five!

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

Discovered today that my Twitter account is now old enough to vote.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

@tru_fru Meet Rory 🥰

[Ben Jacobs @Bencjacobs]

Amazing correction here https://t.co/mOhbg56vIs

[olivia b @heyoliviaaaaa]

I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse

[Chapin @Chapinc]

I need fewer things beeping at me in my life

[spor @sporadica]

RIP Sora, you gave us the greatest ai video of all time

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

@bagshaw2112

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

Athens never ceases to amaze ❄️

#GoDawgs

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

Oh, how I miss Greinke. All-time favorite.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

After being called up to the Major Leagues, Zack Greinke wanted to go back to Single-A to try and be a shortstop 😂

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

Clippy walked so Copilot could run.

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

My hill to die on. When did people start changing the spelling?!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Let’s talk about ‘whoa.’

First of all, ‘woah’ is not yet considered an established spelling variant of ‘whoa.’

While ‘woah’ has grown in prevalence since the late 20th century, ‘whoa’ is still about 5 times as common as ‘woah.’

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

I have an extra ticket for The Format this Saturday in Phoenix, if anyone is looking - https://t.co/O7LT2f4jxh

[Glass Eaters Anonymous @RichardKiddo]

@weirdlilguys Minerva has my vote

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

One more sleep until dreams turn into reality

#GoDawgs | #NFLDraft

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

I wish I had the kind of OCD where your house is always organized just so, but alas, an irrational fear of rabies it is.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Brings Running Shoes on Vacation in Case She Has Time to Become a Completely Different Person: https://t.co/Uo9P6UyiCm

[Jen (Parsons) Woods @japarsons]

😢😢😢

[NWS Phoenix @NWSPhoenix]

Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport has reached 100° so far this afternoon. This is the first 100° day for Phoenix this year. This also ties the record high for the date, however there is still time for us to break the record. Stay tuned to see if we break it. #azwx