Ashleigh John

I don't have much interesting to say

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@tfwrail how many carriages is the 7:38 from Aber to Cardiff?

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@seetickets Hi, I received an email from [email protected] stating that my show has been moved - but I haven't booked a show! Is this a phishing email?

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

I didn't take my laptop charger home from work last March because I thought lockdown wouldn't last very long. My personal laptop charger has now given up. Send help

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

It's 1 month until Christmas. Still expecting all the governments of the world to jump out on 1st of Jan and tell us we've been pranked

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

Thank god

[John Lewis @johnlewis]

I had decided to take 2020 off from Twitter, but things are looking up now. Maybe I can find the humor in things again. Do people still celebrate Christmas?

[Melon @MelGracie_]

Shout out to this @Morrisons security man keeping this good boy dry. He said ‘well you never know how dogs feel about the rain’

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@thetrainpal One of the best apps I downloaded last year! I travel so much so really useful to have an app to do my splitting for me

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@SkinnydipLondon hey I received this water bottle for Christmas and this is the first time I've used it. The design is already flaking off!

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@ashleyhawmakeup @JeffreeStar Omg I love these looks!

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@JeffreeStar @wiinterlavender @shanedawson I've been wanting this for ages! Could you do a create-your-oen thing where customers could purchase specific shades and make a personalised pallette?

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@tfwrail I'd just like to say what an abosolute credit Sophie is to your company. She made an annoi dment about planned engineering works on the line, and then came through the train to ensure we all knew. Really fantastic to see such vigilance (Sunday 20:06 to Rhymney)

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@JeffreeStar All of your retailers are crashing! Beauty Bay is out for the count!

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@OliviaAlbionCK Nipple tassels and a thong

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

Why are old people so obsessed with getting to the airport so early?

[Sammi Maria @samanthamaria]

Life is too short to say no to pasta. Actually stop and think...one day you’ll no longer be able to eat pasta 😮😶

[George Aylett @GeorgeAylett]

Our next Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, said

- Black people have lower IQs
- Black children are ‘picanninies’ with ‘watermelon smiles’
- Gay people are ‘bum boys’
- Muslim women in burkas look like ‘bank robbers’ and ‘letter boxes’

He also compared equal marriage to bestiality.

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@ASOS My wish list consists of things I have to wear to work and things I wish I could wear on a permeant holiday. Do you think I could wear a bikini to the office and lay on a pineapple lilo? #ThanksItsASOS

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales know nothing about the human female body, which is one of the reasons they don’t make laws about it

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

#Iceland is what would happen if Slipknot went to Ibiza #Eurovision

[Ashleigh John @Ash_J_16]

@OliviaAlbionCK Clearly not had a very good cup of tea