Ash

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[Ash @Ashacrash]

Me: I heard that there’s a Muppet working at this car service place, but what do they even do?

Helpful Receptionist: Kermit defogs here.

#pleasedontunfollowmeforthis

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

*Kyogre & Groudon start fighting*

Rayquaza:

[Ash @Ashacrash]

#TearsOfThemis

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

In January you voted for a Final Fantasy VII scene to be built as a LEGO® Brick model and we’re pleased to announce the Sector 5 Slums Church won!

Win one of two LEGO® Brick models by following us, liking, and retweeting this tweet. T&Cs apply: https://t.co/Zp4JdVZeRq

[alex @highlightheaven]

fuck it we going to the Jeremy Renner app #RIPTwitter

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@trevorevarts Advocate for yourself! There’s no reason to struggle through life with untreated mental illness because you’re too nervous of being judged. Life is significantly better when you’re able to be your truest self.

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@fiercalicious Miss Fiercalicious is a good friend.

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[❄️Denali❄️ @denalifox]

should i work on my mental health or should i redownload the sims

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@larissa_valdez Noooo I wish I would have seen this on my way home!

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@EuphoriTori Women are you okay

[Ash @Ashacrash]

I came here to fight, flight, or freeze, and it’s warm day in July. *puffs cigarette* #anxietythoughts

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@larissa_valdez, is this what you’ve been calling me all these years?

[whalefact @awhalefact]

when i say “bb” i am calling you my baby beluga

[Ash @Ashacrash]

I feel like it’s a missed opportunity that Beyoncé’s fan base isn’t called “Beyblades.”

[Ash @Ashacrash]

Indiana is so irrelevant that even @NatGeo doesn’t know where we are. 😅

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@larissa_valdez I can see where you’re coming from! I just hoped knowing that it had won some of the other Emmys it was nominated for would be a good consolation fact.

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@larissa_valdez He won 3 out of the 4 Emmy’s he was nominated for though.

[Tasia, The Final One @GroovyTasia]

I've basically become Gollum except not with a ring but with Claritin

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@ScarletEnvyNYC Aresenic and Old Lace

[Ash @Ashacrash]

I’m extremely proud of Handsome Squidward. Access code is 1MDXKT if you’d like to use him! #Miitopia #miitopiaswitch #accesscode

[Ash @Ashacrash]

@ballads_ You are too sweet! ❤️

[NZXT @NZXT]

We're celebrating the launch of @Bioware's #MassEffectLegendaryEdition by giving away a special build inspired by the Normandy!

Retweet and click the link below to enter: https://t.co/qhTD8DqKLh