Ashana

[riss 🦄🦋 @marissuhh]

Ok but how the hell can I get on stage with zedd at Daer because I need to be up there!!!!!

@Zedd how many rt’s do I need - make a gals dream come true 🥺

[Reality Tweets @RealityTweets17]

“Write down any negativity and let it go”

Blake:

@BacheloretteABC #TheBacheloretteABC

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

It’s been long enough I won’t be mad, whoever put that bag of sugar in my bag and got me called to the principals office at Panas, slide into my DMs.

[syd. @sydderss_]

the older i get the more i realize i’m not old at all lol. i’m about to be 25 and i just feel like a kid with a job & bills

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

I’m truly upset gen z made a tik tok dance out of heartbreak anniversary

[puff @rishipuff]

no way did god put human beings on this earth so we could give each other parking tickets

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

If anything, Valentine’s Day shows you how weird a situationship can be

[Bri @bunabri]

Ray’s murder in Princess and the Frog was so unnecessary 🥺

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The pandemic hit in 2020. We should not use 2019 income to determine relief eligibility.

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

Does anyone remember who made the Van Cort Soulja Boy remix?

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

The demon slayer theme is just on constant loop in my head

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

I swear I relive my most embarrassing moments like I’m watching a movie when I can’t sleep

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

Whatever happened to Natasha Beddingfield. Unwritten was a bop

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

....

Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

My kids about to be asking me some wild questions when they take AP US

[Ashana @AshanasBananas]

I have the genovian national anthem stuck in my head