Ashley Hanna

[Daniel Brennan | 📚 73/100 @DanielJBrennan_]

Valentine’s Day + Ash Wednesday?!!? This is the Catholic Barbenheimer

[Ashley Hanna @Ashannasam]

Shoutout to every girly out here making some form of crock pot dip and dancing in the kitchen to usher 🫠

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

[ari @AriannaDantone]

girl math is taking an entire shower just to wash your face because it’s easier

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

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[Dr Una McIlvenna 💀🎶 @UnaMcIlvenna]

My take on the Jonah Hill stuff. I used to be an air hostess. Those girls I worked with were hot, glamorous, fun-loving. Guys LOVED dating air hostesses, would boast to their friends about their exciting girlfriends. But there was a pattern I saw a lot. 🧵

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

I can tell you this much: McDonald’s bringing back their snack wraps would heal our broken nation.

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

“Just for egg. 😊 Thank you.”

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

23 is a hard year sure but i honestly think ur the worst version of urself at 19

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏

[Ashley Hanna @Ashannasam]

@linds_low I love this but also I need you to know you are maybe now a mom Twitter account bc I read this thread and it also gave me an ad for kids toys 😂🥰

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Highs and Lows… After one of the most amazing weeks of my life. I wake up to the news I lost my friend today. Belz is gone.. Damn it! But remember this..’When you ARE having real fun and are Truly Happy. ENJOY it to the fullest! Cause Pain is inevitably coming.’ I’ll miss you Homie 🙏

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

They took the midnight snake goin anywhere

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom is sitting at the table doing the crossword and she let out a huge sigh and wistfully said “it’s hard to think of elmo as a monster”

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

amazing medieval words you should definitely add to your vocabulary, a thread:

[jame @kloogans]

"do u want to go to the bar" no my brother i want to lay on some warm rocks like a walrus

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Things I know at 42 that I wish I knew at 22: