PŁÆŞ

“Pwash” – like we broke it down earlier. Short, punchy, easy to say.

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Is creating a game free or doesn’t it involve billions to make it work? Do you expect them to run a charity because it’s a digital game?

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

Can someone fill me in on why we are pre ordering a digital game? Not like it's going to sell out.

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

They just did it!

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

Nike put a giant Swoosh through the wall of its Paris showroom 🤯

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

If you have no luck, you have nothing.

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

“I became rich by luck” — Tony Elumelu

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Billionaires setting up podcasts for poor people to view. 😂😂😂

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

Temi Otedola: “Who’s your celebrity crush?”

Mr Eazi: “Temi Otedola.”

Mr Eazi: “Who’s yours?”

Temi: “Michael B. Jordan… but I don’t care about looks.”

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Is that?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy birthday to George Michael, who would've turned 63 today.

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

You’ll do jail don’t worry

[alon @a1lon9]

We're hiring a Chief Legal Officer for Baton Corporation, the development company behind Pump fun.

We've built one of the fastest growing crypto platforms in history, with ambitions to create a global consumer brand that tokenizes the world's highest potential, early-stage ideas. As we scale, we need a legal team that matches that ambition and ensures we can massively grow while mitigating key risks.

You’ll serve as the principal legal advisor alongside our General Counsel for regulatory affairs matters, product counsel, corporate governance, cross-border compliance, and more.

We’re offering $1m - $5m base salary.

Apply using the link below!

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

If falls to shit then it rises

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: $BTC DROPS BELOW $60K

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

The world started going wrong when he was elected again

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

I can’t wait for the day this rambling, incoherent, grievance-addicted, braindead fucking blowhard finally disappears from my news feed and I never have to watch this same pathetic schtick ever again. Amen.

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

@NaijaNinja001 @instablog9ja Mind you, you’re nowhere near a million

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

I honestly do not understand the UK

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

UK praises Tinubu’s economic reforms, calls Nigeria African superpower

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Women can tell when you’re desperate and when they know you are lmao. They run

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

AB gets upset after a fine shyt didn’t want to stay the night: “I thought we were gonna watch a movie” 😭

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Why not discover how food can be modified to be grown on the harshest soils, wtf do we want with mummies?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

“Signs of life” have been discovered inside a 5,300-year-old mummy

Researchers found ancient bacteria inside the Iceman's body that may date back to when he was alive

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

This is a Nigerian interaction

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Goal of Free speech btw!

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

This is greed

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Eu sabia que as bochechas dela eram grandes, mas não imaginava que fossem tão grandes assim. 🙀

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

No, your daughter is a slut

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

I repeat: Universities are slut factories.

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Nigga looking like a Targaryen

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

PlaqueBoyMax shows off his new hairstyle

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

What would this be any sane person’s dream?

[Haunted AI @HauntedAI]

Can your dreams really come true? ❤️

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

Easy method or suggestion : schedule interviews for people who are likely to come in lmaoooo

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

JUST IN: US launches $750 fast-track Visa interview service for visitors trying to enter USA

[PŁÆŞ @AsherHansel]

And the first thing they could do was to record when people have been killed for way lesser

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just In: Bricklayers Jubilate after finding bags filled with Bundles of dollars