Lightning McScream

The Void Leaper guy. Former vocalist of ASHES.

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

I am the slow friend and I give you permission to push me as long as you yell "poggers" when you do it.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

A lil cover of Unanswered by @suicidesilence

[Max Leverage (Prediction Market Trader) @tradewithmaxx]

The year is 2028

The unemployment rate is 99.7%

You receive your $700 universal basic income from the government

You have 3 days to gamble it on a prediction market to make your $2,800/mo rent on a studio apartment 70 miles outside Tulsa, Oklahoma

If you can’t quadruple the money, the government seizes your clothes and send you to be on Season 9 of Beast Games

The loser of the season is hunted alive by the elites for sport, live streamed on TikTok

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

I've gotta wonder what it's like to purchase a platform, change its name, and then have everyone in the world deadname it.

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

Violently contorting my body to a gruesome flashbulb memory at 5am while I'm sick 👌

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

Thall

[unit.0 @unit0music]

A fun thing for the guitar nerds, what makes up the characteristics of your "tonal identity"?

Fill out this spider chart and quote retweet this post if you like!

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS NO MATCH FOR MY SORCERY!

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

@gregthesorcerer Don't let him find out....

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

https://t.co/oOCFAGE7Eq

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

@unit0music Exquisite taste as always sir

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

@unit0music d'addario?

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

I want someone to look at me the same way old people stare into their yards for no reason

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

Yo, I thought Elon said he was going to crack down on bots. I'm seeing now more than ever before. What happened with that bro? Was it a bad idea to fire a ton of people? Nah, couldn't be.

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

@TikTokSupport If a real person sees this

A) don't listen to any of these bots

B) my support ticket is being ignored now. There has been no solution.

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

Trying to get through to someone at @TikTokSupport is just not possible.

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

Time needs to slow down. It feels like it should still be 2016.

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

@Cody_McCock

[Jay Humor @jayweingarten]

My little son asked me, "Where does poo come from?"

I was a little uncomfortable but I gave him an explanation.

He looked a little perplexed and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, and then asked…

"And Tigger?"

[Lightning McScream @AshesOceans]

AI is for dank memes