Mad Gyal

Ambivert. Eccentric. Feminist. Volunteer. Eclectic listener. Comical. Avid pic retweeter. Rated X.

[Mad Gyal @Ashh_Ali]

Need my next man to be part-time. Requirements: frequent massages, great communication skills, being willing to please my body in the ways I desire and giving me 15-20K weekly. Doesn't have to be single. Belly must be small enough to not get in the way during sexy time.

[Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽 @_iamtolulope]

No fucking way😂

[constans @constans]

Do not rewrite legacy code

I cannot stress to you how much you do not want to rewrite legacy code

Only a 25 year old would think this was a good idea

[Chrissy @Chrissy__Dee]

Two twos

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

He gave us an example 🤣🤣🤣

🎥: pipeskadoo329 on TT.

[Jamaica Observer @JamaicaObserver]

The iconic peppered shrimp industry in Middle Quarters, St Elizabeth, is under threat as the native shrimp population dwindles in the YS River, a tributary of the Black River. Vendors and scientists point to the invasive Australian red claw crayfish, which has multiplied rapidly, outcompeting and possibly preying on the smaller, softer-shelled shrimp.
https://t.co/XCn3vgrdLQ

[roox. @RukaTrue_]

One of my favorite accounts on TikTok.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

That NY “FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT” is clear as day

[nattholi @natthholi]

Instead of fucking around with ghibli, I dare these cunts to use disney properties in their AI. Let's do mickey mouse holding a Palestinian flag and see how quick laws will be enacted.

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

She ruined granny’s summer by getting pregnant. Granny said she don’t hang out with pregnant folks like that 😂

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is possibly the funniest news that came out of JD Vance's weird trip to Greenland 🤣🤣🤣

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Ocean spray be pimping that fucking cranberry out

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Japan's birth rate is very low so they rarely see babies 🥹

[Joe Clark ♑️ @GinNJuice_]

My student saw Nicki as my screensaver, she gonna holler “Oh you real life, Gay.” These kids ain’t got no respect 😂😂😂

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the fact that it's that easy is crazy omfg😭

[RHEA LAYNE 🎶 @MissRheaDawn]

Genuinely wanna know how govts across the Caribbean intend to protect locals from being driven out of the housing market especially with the rise in remote and offshore work opportunities. 🥲

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Now you know.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The chaos of this video is only beat by its wholesomeness

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

Tell me it’s not your land without telling me it’s not your land. 👇👇

[Sego 🤍 @LesegoMahlako]

Babe, that man is cheating with you - not on you.