Supermario

[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

Same energy @sagarcasm 🤣

[BJP Puducherry @BJP4Puducherry]

While India keeps growing at 7-8%, Pappu is just growing his losing streak🍦

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

Wignat daily routine:

Wake up
Cry about India
Shoot Mom's OnlyFans video
Cry about India
Jerk off to Cuck porn
Sleep

[Ankit @Extreo_]

Germany btw @dhruv_rathee -

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

The president of that nation pulls the chair for Modiji.

And this third grade cockroach is thinking somewhat he achieved something better!

Berozgar for a reason

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

This is what you get after colonizing the entire planet.

[kamikaze @VidvesiHanta]

Thank God there were no kids on the Moon, or there’d be another American “Moon Files.”

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Le Manmohan Singh's Performance

[Nirwa Mehta @nirwamehta]

There are more people in balconies in the pic than congress MLAs in Gujarat.

[Acyuta @AgniVesa_07]

Not even kidding, whites might be the cuckiest race ever😭

[Shashank Mattoo @MattooShashank]

Ukraine Journalist: Will India purchase Russian oil if US passes its 100% tariff bill?

Jaishankar: It is important all of you understand the challenges of providing energy for 1.4 billion. Ukraine has its perspective,which we respect. India has ours which I expect you to respect

[Supermario @Ashis1324769]

@Shehmir12 @Swapnil82343945 @bhogleharsha more than happy if Pak cricket dies
anyways Pak cricket does not add any value to international cricket, teams like Netherlands are much better
Teams like pak are the reason why people dont watch cricket anymore
Fans want competitive teams

[Sopyaaa 🕉️ @sopyaaaa_xd]

Indian people in 1800 be like 😭

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

ये कांग्रेसी तो बोल रहे थे कि मोदी जी के आने से पहले पेट्रोल 50 रुपये लीटर था

[kamikaze @VidvesiHanta]

And this one is real

[Kanwal Sibal @KanwalSibal]

There is no win over India as India was not playing the game.

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

The UPA Finance Minister and his Chief Economic Advisor @kaushikcbasu pressurised me to present rosier estimates of growth and inflation, telling me that the RBI must project a higher growth rate and a lower inflation rate to shore up sentiment. - Former RBI Governor D Subbarao

[Office Of Vijay Patel @VijayGajeraO]

Your friend Emily has also received her degree!

Where is your degree, Baune @abhijeet_dipke

[. @Woundedlioon]

Best place to test Missiles 🇵🇸

[Shash @pokershash]

Blunder by Cockroach Janta Party:

Journalist: 8 students have been injured after part of school roof fell on them.

Abhijeet: This is what we are fighting against. We need better school.

Journalist: Will you go to Bagalkot and Protest with students?

Abhijeet: Yes I will. I will ask for resignation of Education Minister.

Journalist: Do you know where is Bagalkot?

Abhijeet: In Uttar Pradesh. Right?

Journalist: No! In Karnataka.

Abhijeet: I am having stomach ache. I will speak to them over call and support them.