Ashlea Osbourne

☘, ⚾️, 📚, ☕️, auntie, dog mom, history geek, traveler. Logistics nerd. A work in progress.

[Claire @claireXanda]

For Prince Harry’s first Father’s Day, Meghan wrote him a poem, that poem was later turned into a book the Bench. THE BENCH” became #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER.
Meghan’s just cut different. No wonder insecure people always have something bad to say about her.

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

At the mall urgently trying to find the Pottery Barn bc the Uber is waiting for us there. Friend shouts at me “you’re a white woman! You should know where the pottery barn is” and I swear to god an older white lady stepped out of the shadows behind us and said “follow me”

[Ashlea Osbourne @AshleaOsbourne]

@melinskers This stuff was perfect for homemade sub sandwiches, please bring it back 😭

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Ancestry-dot-com is really fumbling the chance to advertise to American soccer fans during the World Cup. "Are you rooting for Germany? Are you SURE you shouldn't be rooting for Sweden? How about a DNA test?"

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Just wanted to say that my only account is this one here on Twitter. I’m not on Instagram or TikTok, so any account you see on there is not me. Please be careful, don’t send them money.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

The dogs conducted an entire orchestra with just their tail wagging

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Neurodivergent women need quality alone time. To be weird. To dance or sing in her room. To unmask and recharge in whatever neurospicy way she pleases. There can be severe consequences like burnout, chronic illness, and poor coping mechanisms when she doesn’t do this.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Nobody talks about how expensive ADHD is.
Not just the late fees and missed bills.
But the energy it costs to manage everything without dropping the ball.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Give us actual fucking evidence that elections are rigged or shut the fuck up about it.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

THE ADHD FRIENDSHIP PARADOX: AMAZING WITH PEOPLE, TERRIBLE AT STAYING IN TOUCH

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen.
This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️

[Ashlea Osbourne @AshleaOsbourne]

@JJFromTheBronx @barstoolsports Oh my heart 😭I am so so sorry. Sending all the love and prayers to all of you 💔

[Ashlea Osbourne @AshleaOsbourne]

@_sorrengailll Oh yes. I got “you intimidate people with how smart you are”. Welp, that’s a them problem, not a me problem 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashlea Osbourne @AshleaOsbourne]

@emilykmay I mean it’s a great neighborhood in a great location but….

[Ashlea Osbourne @AshleaOsbourne]

@emilykmay This sounds like my neighborhood. For some reason my neighbors all think their single level 3/2 brick homes are worth 500K and up 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashlea Osbourne @AshleaOsbourne]

@gp_19701 @willcollier We Could Have Finished Last Without You. Great book. Laughed the whole way through it. Would love to find a copy of it again.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[Kevin Jordan @kevin_jordan__]

The worst thing about ADHD?

We spend 6 hours helping a friend solve their problem.

Then come home to a sink full of dishes, 47 unread emails and a tax return that was due last week.

We fix everyone except ourselves.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Does anyone else with ADHD have a “wear again” pile?
Like clothes you wore out for a bit, not long enough to be dirty, but not clean enough to put back, so they just live in a nearby pile for “later”… or is it just me?

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Signs of ADHD in women

1. Easily overstimulated by noise (a barking dog, a crying baby, music in the background)
2. Motivation swings between extreme productivity and zero energy
3. A constant mental overload, like having countless tabs open at once
4. Social exhaustion even great nights out require days to recover

5. Replying to messages only when the energy hits… or not at all
6. Staying up late despite being exhausted (hello, revenge bedtime procrastination)