Ashlee Naab

ugly and normal :/

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Look out everyone im once again forced to get creative in the kitchen

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If you peel carrots it’s time to get real

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@PerianStaffan I’m not posting publicly it’s awful

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I’m sorry but spotify is on drugs or something no way this is my top music

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Every time I make myself a beautiful labor intensive meal as a result of my own free will it feels like I’m holding myself hostage from the very start

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

why do these women want to date pete davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining

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Have an upset tummy and I’m NOT being brave about it. Today, it is Everyone’s Problem

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Or maybe… I’m ugly. Hahaha I’m just kidding could you imagine

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A downside to my sisters being millennials is even though they take photos/candids of me it’s always the worst angles oh my god.

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Truly no one’s ever seen me at my worst like the people at the carpenters shop I can’t believe they still want me around

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Nathan Fielder eat your heart out

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Saw my kitten gag on a piece of dried salmon skin and giggled with adoration

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

they are gently caramelizing yr ass on low heat over on onion twitter

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Seemingly it costs all companies at least $100 to /not/ put a zipper in a boot that already has laces

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So what we’ve just moved on from Doo La Peep

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Okay I might be stupid but I actually think I’d be a shoo-in as a great British bake off contestant and I think I could go very far with little preparation

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Hmmm let’s see do i wear my jeans covered in dead people dust or my pants covered in drywall dust… a real Sophie’s choice

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Is there a way to get curry and garlic naan delivered to my door in 5 minutes for $10

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Told my dad about the queen

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I’m quickly learning that while a coffee shop “this is probably fine” is accurate 99% of the time, a carpentry “this is probably fine” doesn’t exist and you should *probably* ask someone