Attractive Nuisance

Trial attorney, stepmom, ZTA, FSULaw, Bourbon drinker……Wicked awesome.

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

A litigator drinks wine and takes depositions. A trial attorney drinks whiskey and tries cases. #whiskey #trialattorney #truth https://t.co/CRAN6hp7vP

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

me waiting for the delivery person to drive away before coming out to get the food off the front steps

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

I take it as a personal challenge when instructions say it takes two people to move and put together furniture

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@ASFleischman I agree but what is the solution? To say “hold accountable” doesn’t work - id like to think I’m an honest prosecutor who harps on the police about turning everything over - yet there are still times when they don’t. Intentionally and not.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Let me see if I understand this: the Academy nominated "Barbie" for Best Picture (eight nominations total) -- a film about women being sidelined and rendered invisible in patriarchal structures -- but not the woman who directed the film.

Okay then.

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

Noooooooooooooooo. I thought we were done with the COVID level weird bug/animal crap. https://t.co/WAzsx5CPev

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@DJwiddleD I feel you right now. I hate healthy me when she goes to the store. Pfffttt. Boring. I WANT CHOCOLATE.

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@vaplan2018 It’s due to the drug overdoses in school bathrooms. Kids use in bathroom, pass out & don’t get medical care because no one knows they are there. Nothing to do with transgendered kids. Not saying it’s a good/bad bill. Just explaining

[Pizza Pepe @PizzaPepe]

This made my day 100 times better. Hopefully, it makes yours better too.

[💖 @twaniimals]

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@JamesAbrenio Some may disagree, but I think you sharing is a good thing. I’m a big fan of cross training-where lawyers learn from both CA and defense. I used to teach defense in PWC how to defend certain types of cases - esp CP. The system gets better when everyone gets better

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@BradleyRHaywood Good morning!

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@AndyElders And I hear he has a delightful singing voice?

[Defund Football @ben_stana]

Hurricanes rarely do what they are predicted to do. Sometimes they veer off left or right. Sometimes they travel straight. Sometimes they lose to Middle Tennessee State at home. There’s no way to tell until it gets close to land

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

Florida state!!

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@dkelley21 I’ve lost my voice

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

Holy shit. What a game. #FSUvsLSU

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

MUFFFFFFF #fsufootball #LSUvsFSU

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

@dkelley21 I know right?

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

Where the hell has this defense been for the past 10 years???? #blockedkick #FSUvsLSU #Seminoles

[Attractive Nuisance @AshleighZTA]

Wow.