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probably napping | ❁UD '20❁

[ash @AshleyClemm]

#uber Iker toyota corolla plate 1525-mvm did not move from 5:37-5:54AM had not intention of picking me up and tried to force me to cancel so i’d pay a cancellation fee. stop enabling scammers by making it impossible to contact you

[ash @AshleyClemm]

@Uber DO BETTER!!! Iker in a Toyota Corolla plate 1525-MVM in Barcelona did not move from 5:37AM-5:54AM, had no intention of actually picking me up and tried to get me to cancel to keep half the fare while leaving me stranded outside a nightclub. find drivers who won’t scam ppl

[ash @AshleyClemm]

#uber Iker toyota corolla plate 1525-mvm did not move from 5:37-5:54AM had not intention of picking me up and tried to force me to cancel so i’d pay a cancellation fee. stop enabling scammers by making it impossible to contact you because the ride isn’t listed in my app

[ash @AshleyClemm]

@Uber DO BETTER!!! Iker in a Toyota Corolla plate 1525-MVM in Barcelona did not move from 5:37AM-5:54AM, had no intention of actually picking me up and tried to get me to cancel to keep half the fare while leaving me stranded outside a nightclub. find drivers who won’t scam ppl

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A team of New York Times journalists is fact-checking tonight's final presidential debate.

Follow along, and see all of our #2020Debates fact checks here. https://t.co/bTJs7sOpfW

[ash @AshleyClemm]

@abbyleonhardt I’m embarrassed for us .

[New Jersey @NJGov]

vibe check

[New Jersey @NJGov]

u up

[Reg Saddler @zaibatsu]

This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

[Jer @tiredlefty]

bagel guy but it's ASMR
#bagelguy #bagelboss #BAGELGATE

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m proud of my alma mater @UDelaware & the student organizers of @UDance for their commitment to fighting childhood cancer.

Today, they are hosting a 12 hour dance marathon benefiting the @BePositiveFdn. Join me in supporting this worthy cause.
https://t.co/d69oDCAgzL

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of SpongeBob SquarePants and then asked it to write a SpongeBob SquarePants episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ಠ_ಠ @ZacharyMitzel]

Bust down Thotiana

[deija @deadbye________]

Y’all my baby sister straight up thinks this monkey picture is a baby picture of her I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭

[💜 Elizabeth Holden 💜 @ViolettasSLC]

it’s 2019 which means it’s the 10th anniversary of this 2009 pop culture masterpiece

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

the best one yet 😂