AshleyInLA

surgeon / writer / astronaut / director / producer / inventor / model / philosopher /actress / singer / chef / nominated for stuff / artist / compulsive liar.

[AshleyInLA @AshleyInLA]

@_am__03 This is everything

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@thebearmma12 @travelfails1068 @JetBlue @FAANews @SecDuffy I was at HPN waiting on your plane to take me back to PBI and couldn’t believe what hell you guys must have been going through. They never gave us the full story. Just that you kept getting diverted to JFK. Did you guys end up making it to HPN??

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So everyone is autistic now?

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Serious question

How are we able to get live feed, CRYSTAL clear video footage from outer space, but the images we get on the news from ANY security cameras like the the ones of Riley Strain or any security footage from just a few feet away or across a street, is BLURRY af?

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@morninggloria Caught it on my dashcam

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@KeyesMercedes I have an airbag recall that could literally kill me if not replaced, wont provide a loaner & only do weekdays. So I have to choose between getting docked a day of pay, or potentially getting seriously injured or killed?

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@ItsJustMeAshley Omg! Can you text this to me! My number is still the same

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@ItsJustMeAshley Omg angus 💔 I’m so so so sorry. Your baby boy 😔. I’ve had her in it for YEARS and had no idea. Do you have recommendations for an alternative? I can’t believe this happened to you. I’m so sorry Ash.

[AshleyInLA @AshleyInLA]

@ItsJustMeAshley Omg sweet baby boy. I give Monroe Nexgard. Should I stop???

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Serious question.
Do people that constantly use this word when referring to themselves understand the definition? Bc NOBODY sells this word harder, and more often than an egotistical, privileged, superficial guy showing off his credentials. lol 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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@DowntownLAScan Practicing for the Whole Foods parking lot

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@trickaduu So many calluses though 😔

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@TomiLahren Men over 40 are just as bad lol

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So weird that psychologists are the new real estate agents lol.

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@pavedwithhearts @Ask_Spectrum Yep. I’m in studio city and it’s out for me too 😭

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@CA_DMV it’s been 8 weeks since I paid for my registration renewal and still haven’t received it. Now I’m driving around with expired tags. Help

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@megsegura 🤣

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@noturtlesoup17 make perfectly well adjusted, strong, young adult females, out to be helpless morons that don’t know what they’re doing??? Come on. I’m so over it.

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@noturtlesoup17 I’m actually so sick of people infantilizing grown women. It’s offensive and makes us seem like helpless idiots.
I’m so down with thirsty girls exposing these cheating assholes when they feel discarded by them. But can we stop perpetuating this ridiculous narrative that

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@chrismacho Wb!