Ashley Overton

eating alone since 1990

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

Kentucky. Wtf? How you going to re-elect Mitch McConnell when even his hands are rejecting him and turning blue. #ElectionNight #Election2020

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

I firmly believe you shouldn’t kiss anybody on the lips.

[New York Post @nypost]

Joe Biden kisses granddaughter on lips during Iowa rally https://t.co/pf9Lpuoo3U

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

@MattRogersTho @LasCulturistas @kykrebs in Austin

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

The only good thing about having a picture of you holding a microphone is that no one can tell that you’re bombing

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

Women always remember when it’s daylight savings time because we have to know if we have more or less time to feel “safe”

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

@mariabamfoo https://t.co/ZPteBCDjkJ my car died recently

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

okay. a white guy, a white guy, and a white guy walk into a bar... and take away health insurance from 24 million Americans

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

Half of being a woman is just feeling like your leaking all the time

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

@zahiddewji yes I was, good seeing you 👌🏽!

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

Turns out @netflix can't release the next season of House of Cards because we're living it

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

2016 is calling all old celebrities on Christmas day to tell them "SEVEN DAYSSSSSSSSS"

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

Trump: No I didn't

Hillary: yes you did.

Trump: no I didn't.

Hillary: YES. you. DID.

Moderator: please Mr. Trump

Trump: ididnt.

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

#Debates2016

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

1 seat; 20 judges, the premise of Donald Trump's next reality TV show

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

I'm too average for my shirt #LessSexySongs @midnight

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

They should switch out the debates for a presidential game of "never have I ever" #Debates2016

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Trump: "I get audited every year" Yes, because you're a crook!!

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

.@realDonaldTrump displays his "winning temperament" by interrupting @LesterHoltNBC after bragging about his "winning temperament". #Debates

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

Lol When Trump is "jotting down notes", he's really just drawing swastikas #Debates2016

[Ashley Overton @AshleyOverton1]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.... I have third world problems #Debates2016