Ashley Brooke Stombaugh

No.

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

@yogurthands @steve_ghibli @vocalcry Not once have I been told the citizenship status of my delivery person- how are you getting this information??

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

@AtheismJesus @CashizBeardClay @beyoncegarden For the protein added versus calories- this is actually a really good price. Look up the other comparable snacks (quest chips and skinny pop averaged together). It’s the protein. Not the flavor or brand name.

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

@AtheismJesus @CashizBeardClay @beyoncegarden For the protein added versus calories- this is actually a really good price. Look up the other comparable snacks (quest chips and skinny pop averaged together). It’s the protein. Not the flavor or brand name.

[Kaya @kyylien]

the absolute funniest part of this is her saying debut

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

NEVERMIND

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

There has got to be a middle ground here.
If my kids want kids I’m going to love helping them because I know how much I need help right now and I love them.

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

Now just imagine looking at this in 2008 and having no clue what’s going on.

[Fran ⭐️🪩 @wildesttiptoes]

This is a controversial take but:

The second swifties started caring more about when Taylor was gonna release the next thing is when the fandom went downhill. Even more controversial, theres been an influx of 'swifties' that refuse to actually

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

I highly doubt this person has ever had an actual conversation with her grandma.
Even then, work isn’t defined by what you enjoy. She’s not being paid to be your maid, chef, tailor.

[Akachi Akachi ✂️🧠 @thehereticwoman]

It’s always fascinating how people say “she never worked” while describing a woman who’s essentially held up an entire household for generations.

Your grandmother cooked a full Sunday roast for nearly a dozen people. She offered to alter four dresses by hand. She hosted three generations at once. All in a day. But somehow, that’s not work?

We love to romanticize grandmothers like this—as though their tireless labor is just personality, as though this level of giving is innate to womanhood. It’s not. It’s what happens when a society grooms women to see service as their highest calling, and then turns around and pretends that same service isn’t labor.

The only reason it’s not called work is because she wasn’t paid.

And she’s in her 80s. This woman has been cooking, cleaning, sewing, giving, hosting—for what? Sixty years? Seventy? And still, no one’s thinking, how do we let her rest?

Instead, you’re showing up with more work for her—more dresses, more mouths to feed—like it’s some wholesome family ritual.

This is exactly why men today keep saying, “Why can’t women be like our grandmothers?” Because grandmother gave her whole life for free. She was the unpaid labor force, the emotional center, the human glue—and she didn’t ask for anything back.

That’s the expectation being quietly exploited in all this admiration: that a woman should give everything, ask for nothing, and call it love.

And now, when modern women say, “Actually, no; I’m not going to cook, clean, host, mend, organize, carry everyone’s emotional needs and still be grateful you chose me”, we’re called selfish. Unloving. Lazy. Not feminine.

Meanwhile, y’all are still depending on 80-year-olds to do what you won’t.

There’s nothing aspirational about this story here. What you’re calling a “final boss” is actually the last soldier still standing after a lifetime of unpaid work.

And the fact that, even at her old age, she’s still expected to carry that weight—while you just watch in awe—isn’t love or reverence. Its neglect.

[Back-Up Tambourine Player @UpTambourine]

You know, it's not that doing homemaker things is "hard." The ordinary daily work of keeping things running isnt back breaking, but what I do find difficult about it is that none of it is ever complete.

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

I’m not a real mom apparently!
Damn, what should me kids call me?

[Epsilon @TheEtrnalQuest]

High energy moms are probably running on SSRIs and other pharmaceuticals, wine, public school their kids and have tons of “friends” they drop their kids off with all the time…they vaxxed, masked and do everything else slavery society wants them to do…
The REAL moms are exhausted because they know the battles we fight every day to keep our kids safe and it’s freaking EXHAUSTING

[Ashley Brooke Stombaugh @AshleyStombaugh]

Not me just clowning for Debut at every crumb instead

[Kelsey (Taylor’s Version)🪩🦋🐍 @yeswhaleswiftie]

May 26th is Stevie Nicks’ birthday.

“You look like Stevie Nicks
in 75, the hair and lips”

Stevie was 26 in 75’😉🤡

[andthatwastheworstpart @suburbantaygend]

my semi-gaylor kinda friend was telling me how she thinks taylor is queer bc she writes about love the way lesbians experience it - the yearning and passion and fear - and when i told her that i feel that way about my boyfriend, she got mad at me and said it wasn’t the same 💀

[Anna Landre ♿️ @annalandre]

The fact is, disabled people reacting with anything other than gratefulness & deference for being granted basic human dignity is often perceived as rudeness. And the power nondisabled people have over our lives to enforce that dynamic is extraordinary.

No trains for me today.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

this is how you tell the difference between laziness and executive dysfunction btw

[Marty "Powers" McFly @MartyPowersMc]

@MostCrucified There's no fuckinf way it isn't. Are we all just part of te rehearsal?

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

lol is this article just part of The Rehearsal too

[Clara Bow @uxorious100]

Idk if there’s a name for it, but this style of dress/skirt, with the bottom couple of inches sewed on from a different piece?

Universally HIDEOUS. Ruins the silhouette and drape. Makes every woman look like a dowdy bag, a sad pillowcase. Not once has it improved a dress.

[JayG @GeePiece21]

Let’s be clear you love Hispanic cultures, but you don’t love Hispanic people. This is the typical mindset of colonizer. They take what you have, but they don’t want nothing to do with you. You’ve created so much segregation it’s embarrassing. No matter where I go, and I travel a lot within the states or abroad all Spanish-speaking people are always called the illegals, even if they were born here and their parents were going here. You have no idea the harm that you’re causing and people around the world will never forget what you have done. Luckily, you will be gone after you finish your term. I never have to be a politics again then the world can go back to normal. Just because you are full of hate and rage doesn’t mean everyone else is. You’re almost 80 years old so you don’t have a lot of time in this planet and whether you believe or not, you’re still gonna have to answer for all the choices that you’ve made and the lives that you’ve ruined knowing that you can use your platform to make a positive influence and you chose not to. Good luck you going to need it