Ashley Tebbe

I'm a really original person.

[Missouri Democrats 🇺🇸 @MoDemParty]

We are coming, ya'll!!! Keep your eyes peeled for registration information soon. #HawlinHawley

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Trump in a call with governors says "most of you are weak" and demands a tougher response. That's sort of like an arsonist blaming the fire department.

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

@praddenkeefe called DocMcGee “the P.T. Barnum of the rock world” and I don’t know of a more truer comparison. But also maybe a Jimmy Buffett/James Gandolfini hybrid? #windofchange

[juan @juanbuis]

absolutely obsessed with this massive wave illusion artwork in korea

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

There were FOUR beavers.

[Jon Stephens @RockhillStrat]

I love that so many are enjoying #BerkleyPark and the trails, using great social distancing. We’ve also trapped and safely relocated four beavers, saving trail trees. However we have a growing graffiti and trash problem that is ruining it for everyone. 🤬🤬🤬 #KC

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

We are oxygen-stealing meatbags that exist outside of society. Our lives are peripheral to their centrical universe. #kcberkleybeaver

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

I don't know how there isn't a fake Berkley Riverfront Beaver twitter account already. @TheFastPitch

[Port KC @portkc]

That beaver keeps giving us the slip! Great knowing our community can still enjoy the riverfront trails.

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

@jk_rowling But the voyeur of chaos in me wants to watch Zora Neale Vs. Hemingway. Also curious about L. Ron & Gertrude.

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

Let’s go bro this why I love you dawg

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

@pattonoswalt Of course they are. They want Pence to run for re-election in 2020.

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

@kirby310 😱😱😱

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

Things I like in no order: 1. A good pair of socks 2.) spring tulips 3.) watching a murder suspect light a cigarette, take a puff and set a crime scene on fire 🔥

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

On the train to Chicago and I have the most endearing conductor. Rick & Morty + Starwars references?

I’ve found my people. #amtrak

[Carrie Coogan @coogancarrie]

There is absolutely no better way to celebrate winning the Library Question than having a Naturalization Ceremony today ⁦@KCLibrary⁩ Central downtown. 49 new citizens! Welcome and thank you!!!

[Hi @s0manycats]

Seriously, I need answers.

[Ashley Tebbe @AshleyTebbe]

#TonyEvers looks like the neighbor that rakes your leaves and shovels your driveway just because it's the "neighborly" thing to do. <3 Good luck WI!

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Here's a fun one: This is how Russia's most recent propaganda operation was targeting stories in each state.

Translated key:

Purple - 2nd Amendment
Green - poverty
Dark brown - taxes
Navy blue - race
Light blue - crime
Gray - recession/low growth

Pour one out for Louisiana.