Ashley Vitols

I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

@audreyarmweak SO. EXCITING.

[Ralph Anthony @RalphTheMouth81]

CDC in 2020: mask up

CDC in 2021: get vaccinated

CDC in 2022: it is what it is

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

The millennial urge to only use some form of Happy Crimus, It’s Crismun, Merry Crisis or Merry Chrysler today

[🤔 @antikirsten]

me after 5 days of daylight savings

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.

[gigi @420insidejob]

you made me hate this city 😩

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

I would

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Well well well . If it isn’t the feelings i shoved down five months ago

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, have you ever met a millennial that wasn’t sad ???

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

@audreyarmweak

[James @CaucasianJames]

while everyone’s watching fireworks i’ll be watching something else. my back

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

imagine falling in love with me and finding out it takes me no less than 17 minutes to parallel park

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

@maculross Oh I see

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

The private session feature of Spotify is great because if I didn’t tweet about it now, no one would know how many times I just listened to Over and Over by Nelly & Tim McGraw

[Ethan Krieger @kriegmeyer]

I am like 97% to the point where I think living in the Midwest is a waste of my life

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

@audreyarmweak Yeah that’s what I meant

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

@audreyarmweak Where you going ?

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

@DylanSeaBear What were you tweeting about then? Me getting a bullet bill in 2nd place on rainbow road & you crying about it?

[Ashley Vitols @AshleyVitols]

@audreyarmweak Sorry