Ashley Morrison

Copy lead at John Lewis. Lover of dogs and and disliker of the trend of punctuating sentences with 'like'. Views my own. Never get why people say that.

[Ashley Morrison @Ashley_Morrison]

While the press seem to be using rather obvious wordplay to celebrate Arthur Fery’s sensational performances at @Wimbledon (Fery Good, Fery Sails into the Semifinals, Fery Cruises Past, etc etc), I thought I'd suggest a snappier and less obvious headline...

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@wizzair flight W9 4001 from BEG to LTN is delayed for more than 2 hours. So far no food vouchers have been offered. Please confirm that these will be. Or if not, you will honour reimbursement with receipts. Thanks

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Really lovely to see that, even in the #HouseOfCommons, colleagues are always on hand if you need a bit of a cuddle on their lap. 🥰

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@airserbia Congratulations @airserbia. You’ve won the award for being the most arrogant, ignorant airline, with absolutely the worst #CustomerService. The contempt you have for your customers is shameful. Hello @British_Airways and @wizzair. Looking forward to flying to #Belgrade with you.

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@airserbia I am still waiting for a reply to my email dated 28 October, followed up on 15 December. Given that your email is "guest support", perhaps you should try offering some guest support...? Or do you hold your customers in such contempt, unlike your competitor @wizzair ?

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@airserbia @airserbia Да ли заиста морам да користим Гугл преводилац да бисте се потрудили да ми одговорите? Или сте сви толико арогантни да признате своје пропусте? 35 фунти је све што би вас коштало да ово поправите и задржите путника. Поправи то.

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@center_WiizzAir Thanks but you’ve misread my complaint. It’s a complaint that @airserbia needs to address. I was saying that @wizzair would not behave like this - which you have now proved by replying and trying to help. I await your response @airserbia

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I’m sending a lot of judgment if I dare to order any type of fancy coffee.

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@WimbledonChnl I’m listening to you from about 20 yards away from you and I’m wondering if I can justify missing my train home. Can you chip in for a cab back to Cambridge? <winning smile>

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@radio_RG I still say nothing beats Naomi Moussaka…

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@radio_RG Thanasi Kokonutkis

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@radio_RG Kale Monfils...

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@radio_RG Goran Ivaneatsaveg. Yes, I'm here all evening ladies and gentlemen...

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@radio_RG I've just made it to my hotel in Paris in time for tomorrow's play on Chatrier. Does Naomi Moussaka get me an upgrade from up in the gods to a ringside seat? <winning smile>?

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@radio_RG fake fruit for the next gen: Jennifer Capri-Sun

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@radio_RG Get all your veg in one place: Naomi's Moussaka...

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I've just discovered that iPhone's Face ID thing doesn't work if you pull a Zoolander face. A shame, really, because I'd like that to be my new resting face, compared to this slapped arse thing I seem to have going on at the moment.

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I've entered the prize draw for my chance to win £200. Click the image below to play the #JLChristmasChallenge @JohnLewisRetail https://t.co/k2dj9xWkCz

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@AmazonUK erm…care to comment on this interesting sign-in code?