Ashley Stevens

Coffee Snob. GIF Lover. Book Nerd. Marketing Strategist.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Trump tells the US men’s hockey team he’s going to begrudgingly invite the women’s gold-winning team to the White House, too, or else he’ll be impeached. The male players then laugh at the idea that the women would be included.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I hate this so much

[TourBadBunny @bbunnyontour]

The Big Statement. 🌎❤️

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[carm :) @bubblecarm]

this is how sports commentators sound when throwing out the most niche stat you’ve ever heard

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Me when I was in my prime.

[alex @dontblamealex]

Out of the Woods will be interviewed by Dear John

[Craig Melvin @craigmelvin]

It’s easy to quote Dr. King today. Harder to live his courage, compassion, and conviction the rest of the year. Let’s all try choosing the harder thing.

[🏈 emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

I have been cutting up the plastic things that hold cans together for the last 20 years so that they wouldn't strangle a sea turtle

[♰ @reeceollld]

i don’t want to do that

[Spencer Plowden @scplowden_55]

I don't EVER want to hear another fan base talk about pain

You do not know what pain is

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

why will Netflix help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

80% of SNAP households have working class jobs
48% have someone with a disability
47% have children
39% have someone elderly
1.2m are veterans

“They should get a job” is some serious “12-year-old theory of governance” at work.

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

them mtv teen mom shows worked on two generations

[AARON @lidolmix]

did something happen, or is everybody just collectively ovulating

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

if only there was some kind of amendment that could prevent this from happening. pretty important stuff too, id prolly put it first

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Autism was discovered and defined in 1943. Tylenol didn't hit the market until 1955. This information took me less than 3 minutes to find.

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

MY WEDDING JUST BECAME THE #2 MOST IMPORTANT WEDDING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹