Ashley

I pretend to know what I'm doing on a daily basis and it seems to work

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

No corkscrew. A short tragedy.

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

@_knowlesy Always thought he was going to be a good player for us. I think he'll do really well for you

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Dreams do come true.

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

Kill him, Gromit.

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

@JacobAtkinson_ I just don't understand why you've moved there, looks shit

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

15 SETS PLAYED. 15 SETS WON.

Jack Draper is the first man to reach the US Open semis without dropping a set since Medvedev in 2020!

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

Our fans believe every single transfer rumour coming from random Turkish twitter accounts and complain when we don't sign all of them. But when it's Alan Nixon talking about one of our players leaving suddenly it's bollocks. Unreal fan base

[Kurt Johansson @KurtJohansson_]

Hull City's Ryan Giles is still Middlesbrough's main target for the left back position and has been for a few weeks.

Giles has started all three games for Hull this season.

(Alan Nixom) #hcafc #Boro

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

@Simonkp95 @_knowlesy @GRMDAILY Hangs upside down like a bat

[Mo Amir 🪬 @vancolour]

It’s not a loss.
It’s being cash flow negative.

If you can’t carry the mortgage costs as a landlord, you’re overleveraged.

Your tenant’s rent still contributes to your purchase of your rental property.

No one owes you a positive cash flow for your purchase you couldn’t afford.

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

Truly a mystery as to how we got here

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

The shocking scenes we’re seeing on the streets of Britain have nothing to do with the tragedy in Southport.

This is violent, criminal behaviour that has no place in our society.

The police have our full support to deal with these criminals swiftly and they must face the full weight of the law.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

My kids are crying , we come here so I could spend some quality time with them . Now they are scared people are coming here to get them. The daily Mail have purposely doxxed the exact location of my family . How can they be allowed to do this.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

What's happening in Sunderland right now and across the country has all been egged on by the government and Police's failure to deal with crime in a fair and balanced manner.

[ATP Tour @atptour]

Forever in our hearts 💙 Today, we celebrate an amazing career and legacy.

#SirAndy | @andy_murray

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

❤️

[Cycling on TNT Sports @cyclingontnt]

THEY’VE DONE IT! 🇬🇧

Andy Murray and Dan Evans march on to the quarter-finals and just look at what it means 💪

#Paris2024

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

And herein lies the issue with our current voting system "5% agree with their policies"

[YouGov @YouGov]

We asked Labour voters to tell us in their own words the main reason they are backing the party. For the largest number by far the key motivation is ousting the Conservatives

Top 5 reasons
Get the Tories out: 48%
Country needs a change: 13%
Agree with their policies: 5%
To improve NHS: 4%
Best-liked party with a change of winning: 4%

https://t.co/fScrNz5LQ5

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

I don't think it's particularly difficult to understand wanting the Labour party to be a significant difference from the Conservatives tbh

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

@_knowlesy https://t.co/dQc7fGr4yW

[۟ @Bxshhyy]

He may not be the fastest, or the strongest, or the most skillful, or the hardest worker, or the most consistent, or the best father, or the best husband

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

We were awful for 95 minutes but there is no greater feeling in football than watching an equaliser like that hit the back of the net

[England @England]

Simply epic.

WE ARE #EURO2024 QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🙌

[Ashley @Ashley_Simmo]

Shit deal, we need the money this season. Hope we don't accept just because it's Barcelona #hcafc

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Barcelona have submitted an OFFICAL offer to Hull City for Jaden Philogene! 🔵🔴

One year loan with an obligation to buy in 2025 for around €20-23m.

[@Plettigoal]