Ashley Myers

Changing the world with @adlsocal Dog and human mom, public lands adventurer, unabashed swiftie. 26.2 and counting. Opinions = mine, RT≠ edorsements

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@OfficialJackson @CMT can we broadcast this? https://t.co/MV8SMqeqWx

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The hospital was a drag, worst sleep that I ever had

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@taylorswift13 lyrics that have taken new meaning with a newborn “midnights become my afternoons”

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Listening to Taylor swift today to celebrate her birthday which is different than the other days of the year when I listen to Taylor swift because she’s Taylor swift

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This is the start of my official petition for Taylor to release reputation TV on inauguration day to dominate the news cycle

#taylorswift #Election2024

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It is absolutely appalling that a year after October 7 the author of this article offers that Brody’s research included too much mention of the holocaust. The @nytimes continues astound me following 10/7

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The thing about the title “no body wants this” is that we all want this. And by we I mean millennials who have been in love with Adam Brody since 2004

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If anyone wants this keychain I went to summer camp and will make it for you half price

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Just had to tilt the stroller on its side to fit past a man sitting sideways in a cafe who had his legs crossed. And people wonder why moms feel alone

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Shoutout to my Uber driver for realizing that even extroverts like me don’t need to talk at 5:30 am. 5 stars for you

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But tbh the blippi fire truck song is kind of a bop

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Parenting is having @SIRIUSXM but only listening to Moonbug radio.

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Jewish parenting pro tip: I am a latke tune also works well with I am a pumpkin waiting for turkey day to come

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There are some moments so heartbreakingly beautiful they stick with you forever. This week for me it was the curly-haired 2 year old boy at the community gathering for Israel, running around with his bag of bamba.

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Willing to bet money that the founder of daylight savings time did not have a small child

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Is it the time change or is it a sleep regression or is it teething #babylife

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CNN: the world is beginning to condemn Israel. the world: reports on the “Gaza death toll” without side by side reports on the hostages and deaths in Israel.

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This one makes my heart so sad. Matthew Perry I am glad you told your story and I hope you are at peace. We should all be so lucky to have a friend like Chandler. Thank you.

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A haunted house but it’s just you constantly losing the swim diapers when it’s time for the pool

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Two weeks ago I learned about the loss of a mentor and friend, Rabbi Aimee Gerace z’l. She told me my superpower was my voice. In the honor of her memory I promise to keep speaking up for injustice, supporting what I know is right, and making the world a kinder place.