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[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

I walked downstairs and my husband is watching West Side Story alone. I gave him a look… and he said “yeah, I like musicals, I don’t give a shit!” 😂

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

Excited to share! Check it out :) https://t.co/IG8ecweBlH

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

@kare11 Plymouth!

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

When you treat yourself to @CrumblCookies but there is hair baked inside 🤢 🍪

#almostbarfed #cookiewithasideofhair #icky #crumblcookie

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

@KrisHumphries the ppl of the Minnetonka area must know, when does Dave's Hot Chicken open so I can start a count down 🤤

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

You know you’re a mom when you check if you clothes are dirty by if there is snot or drool on the shoulder. #momlife #toddlermom #twoundertwo #littlekids #mammalife

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

@1013KDWB Johnny Rockets is alive and kicking! 🍔 🍟 🍨 #mallofamerica @falenkdwb

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

There was a #halloween parade and trunk or treating at my kids daycare this afternoon. Bedtime combo with daughter:
A: *laying down* ahhh my back hurts!
Me: oh no! Did you hurt it?
A: it’s from Halloween!

Guess she got too much candy!

#halloween #momlife

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

*changing sons diaper*
*turn to grab diaper*
*son escapes and runs*
*daughter says, “his poop is black and brown mama”*

Happy Friday

#momlife #2under2 #chaos #tgif

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

The @redrobinburgers by my house has the nicest employees ever! 🍔 😃

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

*Sitting at the @Applebees table*

My husband says “I bet you didn’t know this kids, but your dad was a bee of the month back in high school.”

#dadlife

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

*pulling into @Applebees parking lot*

My husband says “Alright now kids, you’re about to eat good in the neighborhood.”

#dad #dadjokes #toddlerlife #2under2

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

I put shredded carrots in my kids pasta sauce tonight and they didn’t know. I’m never felt so sneaky and powerful before. #momlife #momwin #sneaky #2under2

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

I guess my toddler thinks #bandaids grow on trees. #bandaidsarelife #momlife #toddlers

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

Tonight I was waiting for my husband to pick up my 10month old, toddler and I at the front door of a restaurant. A man came up on crutches and I held the door while holding the baby and my toddlers hand. He said “only a mother could do this” ❤️ #momlife #thelittlethings

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

Alexa was playing the #ABC song this morning and the song playing wasn’t super clear with pronunciation on “Q-R-S” and my daughter yells out, whattt Carol S?!? #toddlers #momlife #haha

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

I just randomly thought. Hmm I wonder what @LaurenBushnell3 is up to and how she’s doing. Like we are besties who are just busy with our kiddos so haven’t seen each other in a while.

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

I’ve official lost it.

#Cocomelon came on in my car after daycare pickup and I said “oh! I like this one” turned it up and started signing. #thethankyousong #momlife #toddlermom #toddlergirl

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

I am at a point in life where I only buy the refrigerated pickles. Sophisticated or picky? Idk, you be the judge! #adulting #pickles

[AshleyA @Ashleypull]

If you haven’t had @Chilis lately, you’re missing out

[Fourth Trimester Doc @4th_tri_doc]

When it comes to feeding infants, support is best! https://t.co/IXKLobpOuo via @kevinmd