Ash Ketchum

“I’m an educated fool with money on my mind”

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i loveeeee giving gifts so bad like i promise i am way more excited to see your reaction than you are to actually get it 😭

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

When I hate on Al, I do not mean assistive Al or the technology used in medicine and science. I MEAN THE SLOP WE'RE BEING SMOTHERED WITH.

[Unc Chevy Blazer @humbleblazer]

I share the road with these kinds of people and it's terrifying ngl

[miri @eggoslug]

if you’ve declawed your cat you don’t deserve to have one

[Ash Ketchum @AshloWat]

@ThirdLegGreg Would perfer if you didn’t

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[𐌔†ac𐌊z @_STACKZINC]

“people you may know” man get that bitch off my screen

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

women in STEM (suffering, turmoil, emptiness, malaise)

[trash jones @jzux]

i can relate to crows because i also love holding grudges and bringing little gifts to my friends

[Kristen @Kica333]

My dream is to lay down in bed all the time like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[$ @2xsam_]

Act like they died

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

"how did you not know i was flirting" i used to get asked out as a prank in middle school im sorry

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i am both big dawg & baby girl

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[deer @doeincrisis]

fake news. i was kidnapped.