ThirdLegGreg

Go Tigers and #TRUEMU

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

Can’t believe Detroit had Bobby Shmurda and J Cole 😔

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

@_JoshHall You my friend, are a true Sicko and I salute you 🫡

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

@tigers @leogoldmantv ZESTY TIGS!!!!!!

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

@MotorCityBanter Cropping out Western in the scorebug is next-level comedy 😭😂😭

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

Getting 82-0 with no Wilt is going on my resume

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

Getting to say “I have a coaches meeting with an NFL team” is a flex I am going to use for the rest of the summer just for fun

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

@AshloWat 🇮🇱

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

New life hack: Respond 🇮🇱 to your wife’s texts whenever you disagree

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

I’m not even kidding, the best part of being married is my band giving me +6 standing 3 and +5 moving 3.

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

In the living room hitting the bong watching Al Jefferson mid-range jumper highlights with my cats.

Life is good.

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

Yall think Anthony Davis gets hurt on his own prank show?

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

“Anne Frank?? Isn’t she the one on the syrup bottle?” - one of my students

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

The Iowa-Nebraska Sweet 16 game will need security like a soccer derby in the Balkans.

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

@sammywatkins 🥹🫡

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Name an athlete who changed your life.

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

NBA fans are the most miserable fans ever I swear 😭

[Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) @Shark3ozero]

the blame has been mostly put on teachers and phones because no one wants to admit they're a bad parent

[ThirdLegGreg @ThirdLegGreg]

“Would you rather go to the doctor and know your dying of cancer or just let it happens and watch LeBron highlights?” -student arguing for why athletes need to be paid more than doctors

[kait @detroitkait]

only the real ones know

[Andy Emerson 〽️ @AEmerson1983]

Doing my part to re-sign Skubal