Ashlyn Jorgenson

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I hate dating so much like truly if anyone in my life texted me “hey you’re my girlfriend now” i’d probably just go along with it so I wouldn’t have to date anymore

[💰 @omargvrcia]

You think you can hurt me? Im an overthinker, I hurt myself

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

I'm having a party
A party for ONE
Invitin' nobody
Nobody! 🙅🏼‍♀️🏡

[Ashlyn Jorgenson @Ashlynjorgenson]

@sandysdonuts @heather_knutson @taylor_becker2

[Sarah DiCola @Hugaholic]

my fiancé is still sliding into my dms...
my messages...
my emails......

my linkedin?!!

[Herd and Horns @HerdandHorns]

❗️❗️GIVEAWAY❗️❗️

It’s #mugnight... and we’re doing a giveaway!

RT for a chance to win a floating Beer Pong Table! Great for lakes season (assuming it ever comes...)

Must RT and follow our account for a chance to win!

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

Y’all dudes get nervous around pretty girls? LMAO her ex cheated on her multiple times so now she thinks she’s a 4/10 just shoot your shot already

[The Common Man @tcm97]

I need to learn how to stop getting my hopes up the second someone shows any sign of interest in me because I’m just setting myself up for heartbreak

[ESPN @espn]

The @StLouisBlues had a ruff practice today 🐶

[anna @anna__estelle]

How to get a boyfriend as told by a kindergartner:

“well you just get a best friend that’s a boy then you love him so much he turns into your boyfriend! It’s really easy Ms. Lockwood”

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Small boobs, a soft wine tummy, and “fine hair, but a lot of it” needs to be the lewk of 2019. We made bushy brows and roots happen, we got this.

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

It’s those girls that
dont want anything
but your time and a cheeseburger that
deserve the world

[nick @nickhansonMN]

a girlfriend is a potential wife. relationships are investments, not hobbies.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Professor: most of you won't pass this course

Me: cool so you're like, Real shitty at your job

[The Common Man @tcm97]

I’m 21 and I wanna be married around 28 which means I need 1 year of engagement, 2 years of serious dating, 1 year of casual dating, 2 years of talking, and 1 year of looking at her from a distance so long story short I’m running out of time