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[kickflips and kebabs @Ashmolekb]

It's so funny how many people love to casually wear body armor while I couldn't wait to take it off every time I had to put it on.

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

It’s that simple… Take it from the pastor who wears combat gear to deliver sermons.

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Focusing on trap bar deads has made me realize how dominant my lower back was on normal deads because of how my ass is getting larger

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@BradDuplessis He's one of the best senior leaders I've served under

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

woke is when there's a Latina in Miami

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

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Woke up in the middle of the night and wrote this dream down thinking it was a great idea for a short story but now this reads like I was very drunk

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Why, logically, should the IDF get the benefit of the doubt when it comes to disputed questions of fact regarding incidents in Gaza, Lebanon, and the West Bank? when you consider the statement below, imagine what is said behind closed doors, if this is what comes out publicly.

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@TheWapplehouse Looks like a dick tracy villain

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Oh my God they really signed that thing at Versailles lmao

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Getting old because I'm getting up at 4AM to workout and listen to my civil war book.

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

@rcohen The average Reddit post: This totally predictable parenting issue is wrecking our home. What should I do? But also, please do not suggest anything that actually works. I am morally opposed to all of them and will not be trying them.

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@valleyfaraday @rcohen It seems like the problem is they aren't feeding him enough before bed lmao

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Love all the weird strongman shit at my gym. Hell yeah I'll lift a few beer kegs and some rocks then call it a day

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

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@ORayJohnson @McCainJack Curt Taylor is a phenomenal officer and it would be a shame that he would lose out on a third star because of a shitposter.

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guy who won't go on a run unless he has his little hydration vest but he's only running like two miles

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

my subway take is that people who don’t actually ever take the subway shouldn’t be allowed on subway takes.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The incredibly wealthy love to do this weird "I don't actually have any liquid cash" thing as if that's how wealth works. Money is a thing normal people like you and me and worry about. Rich people have *assets* and debt. They live off loans leveraged against what they own.

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YMAV change approved but can't get out of here soon enough

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@copesint I feel like the real Stalin would kill yelstin as a child and his parents for good measure instead of messaging him in the future

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@WKCosmo Linkedin, AI slop