Ashton Days

🤘no longer depressed but still a lil Moody🤘

[Ashton Days @AshtonDays]

Life still ain’t been the same without ya hoss. Keep me strong and watch me work

[Ashton Days @AshtonDays]

Five years ago today the world lost one of the funniest people I’ve ever met. See you at the crossroads

[Skoog @Skoog]

shaggy: i can't believe we ate all the chocolate scoob

scooby:

shaggy: scoob?

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Wife: I want a divorce because your enthusiasm's turned into bitter sarcasm

Tony the Tiger: great

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Tell The World I Also Had Asthma,’ Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Coronavirus https://t.co/49DvwTJU8d

[puff @rishipuff]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[MKG @MKGRDC]

She must be asymptomatic

[Ry: Florida’s Finest @Mr_LetsGetIt_]

Why did I laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Weird how the bodycam was actually turned on for this

[andrew @TheWarOnProtein]

What is something you can say both during sex and while the EMS workers are dragging your half-conscious body out of Jo Ann Fabrics because you snorted too much ketamine in the store restroom

[ryan @qaIaw]

https://t.co/ZP13ItACev

[EYHU | Workin Day n Night Arc @EYHUisME]

LMAOOOOO I’M FUCKIN DONE 😂

[Minion Death Cult Podcast @miniondeathcult]

Americans rock

[yshtolalover67 @vi0Iettes]

I'M NOT LAUGHING I'M NOT

[Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell]

*me slumping over after brief, terrible sex* "that's what it would be like with the other guys"

[m_anny832 @3mxnny_12]

Nobody: Raising canes workers: gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me, u want some chicken today?

[Chloé @chloe_mina]

They offered Breonna’s ex 10 years in prison or probation to admit Breonna had something to do with the drug trafficking. He took the 10 years. The work LMPD is doing to dodge justice has reached new levels and devils.

[Eric Ortner @eortner]

Served nearly 15 years as an EMT. Never thought I’d see an acceptance of obstructing a medical response. This stuff isn’t even allowed in war.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

The twitter account "THE Herman Cain", which belonged to Herman Cain until he died of COVID-19, is now tweeting that COVID-19 'is not that deadly'.

Conservatism is so fucked that Herman Cain is tweeting about how safe COVID-19 is from his fucking grave

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

the thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard before the previews start