ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ

butterin’ like a spoodledug

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

I’m reading The Surrogate by Frieda McFadden rn and it’s stressing me the math out 🫣

[aster⁷ jurídico jimin nb ✧ vai ver o bts!! @yoongginho]

she looks like she killed sirius black

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

@zooshka I just binge-read Baby Teeth and Dear Hanna and I LOVED them so much. (Probably because I lowkey identify with her a little, but we won’t talk about that.)

Please tell me I’ll get to read all about the next chapter (no pun intended) of her life!! ♥️

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

תזכור

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

I had a dream last night that I was best friends with @HillaryClinton and we were besties4lyfe even though I’m a republican and my whole family was real mad at me 😂

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

@ILoveBlueBell Please make gooey butter cake available year round! I am begging. Nothing this delicious has ever graced my mouth, it is so good I can’t live without it. Please 🥹

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

I’ll be darned if I let someone who obviously doesn’t know how to use dry shampoo tell me what to do 😀

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

State of the Union:
-sick again
-guilt trips™️ by dad
-nags™️ by mom
-teammates ignoring me
-about to snap

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

Book cries = I cry
#hocuspocus2 👁

[Kenneth Sanders @kumakeni]

Hocus Pocus 2 spoilers, no context.

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

Hocus Pocus 2 was…fabulous. Sequels are hard (especially a 29-year gap sequel) and I thought it was great. End tweet. 🎃🧡

[2 doors down @MajinGooner]

these benadryl dreams are the most insane thing ive ever experienced

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

Friendship drama hurts worse than boy drama. Fact.

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

My toxic trait is saying “whatever, it’s fine” when it is, in fact, not fine 🤡

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

COMEBACK COMPLETE‼️

THE KANSAS JAYHAWKS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS🏆

WHAT. A. GAME. #NATIONALCHAMPIONSHIP

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

Birds ARE real ❤️💙🏀
#RockChalk

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

My new favorite sight 🥰

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

One more time. 😮‍💨♥️

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

Me: Yeah, idk, I’m just feeling really anxious about school starting and being responsible for little human beings, you know? It’s scary!

Grannie: You need to quit it with that ‘ol anxiety stuff, you just need to not spaz out.

Gotcha, thanks 😂

[ΔㄅĦŦꑙℕ ĦØØĐ-ŘΔŦ @AshtonNdaHood]

Jigsaw could have made so much money if he’d designed escape rooms instead of kill people 😂