Amalik Yoazz

You have good credit, I have swag.

[Amalik Yoazz @Asia_Boi]

A visual representation of me shooting my shot

[Qua Literam @asubparusername]

I’m watching the new Avatar show the way the creators intended.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

his sloppy ass fumbling out the front door like a resident evil villain

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Tiw ⋆ Cozmo⚡ARCANE @TiwCozz]

eu vi esse cara lutar contra uma bomba de hidrogênio 😔

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Kevin O’Leary criticizing Gen Z’s spending habits:

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Some poor sod trying to make a CJ mod for Mixtape only to discover the game consists of a single 11gb MOV file and a portable version of VLC Media Player

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[🦈 @4Cobey]

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Damn they didn't give him the iconic blue and yellow suit

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

Girl, ain’t nobody got time for that. We have a ballroom to build. Read the room lol

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[💽 heather @C05M1C57R4N63R]

i hope they include this part in the michael jackson movie

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

He deadass did the Peter Griffin shot

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

pick yo daughter up thursday. or we gone have a problem.

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Ohhh wow. Grilled cheese all by himself.