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Ask your questions and despair! While the Mighty Cthulhu waits to devour the planet, may as well pass the time with some free malevolence... errr... "advice".

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Could use a snack... Anyone saving Greenland for later?

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@_ShubNiggurath_ NSFW but, damn that's hot.

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This pleases me: https://t.co/6cGouU8v5K

#reddit #cthulhu #diaramas

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Put down your phone and think about what you've done.

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I hear some of you enjoy #baseball. Found this today on @Reddit ... https://t.co/tUNoF1v5Ay

#Cthulhu @Padres

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You never see Marjorie Taylor Greene and Dog the Bounty Hunter in the same room.

Just sayin'.

#secretidentity #supervillians

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"It's not natural!"

Neither are aspirin, processed American cheese food product, cough syrup, or putting everyone around you in harms way because you are too stubborn to think of anyone but yourself until you get sick and need a GoFundMe for insane medical bills.

#GetVaccinated

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I don't actually care about you fodder but I will eventually need your blood...

... for reasons.

#HungerActionMonth #childrenhunger #endhunger

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@lovecrafttapes It's a fine line between job creation and indentured servitude to an uncaring cosmic entity because your hands are small and nimble enough to sew the hems of cult cloaks to exacting standards for a bowl of rice and a pat on the back.... I mean that metaphorically?

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Call me crazy but #TaxTheChurches

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Corporations do. not. care. about. you.

Nor do I but at least I'm honest about it.

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Whenever I hear the term "sheeple" it makes me think of the old legal argument "nuh-uh, you are!".

#GetVaccinatedNow #sheeple

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Jordan Klepper vs. anti-vax protesters in NYC

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@RudyGiuliani Get paid yet?

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Anti-vaxxers are the suicide bombers of the privileged christian death cult.

They think they're going to heaven when they die and they want to drop you off in hell on the way.

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Funny how "vaccine passports are evil!!!" is brought to you by the same people who want you to have a voting passport.

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@JackPosobiec Other than storming the seat of your legislature?

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The problem with humans is that they don't know just how insignificant they really are.

Spoiler: Incalculably miniscule.

Have a great day!
#FoodForThought #TheMoreYouKnow #Cthulhu

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Honestly hope today is a turning point.

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If you can't tell the difference between a taser and a firearm, you should not be allowed to use either.