Nachos

I'm a dirty plate of nachos. fuck you.

[Nachos @AskNachos]

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[Nachos @AskNachos]

Gonna suck myself off tonight

[Nachos @AskNachos]

@ThePurpleVoter @megangailey Listen Potts, don’t gatekeep tweets. Stick to policing your own tweets. Love, a fuckin plate of nachos.

[Nachos @AskNachos]

hi i’m a bitch ass plate of nachos pls follow me I follow back

[Nachos @AskNachos]

@TomiLahren This week I learned that if I dip my nachos dick in sour cream and suck myself off I’m still not as fucked in the head as you are timmy leeran!

[Nachos @AskNachos]

@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump You’re actually fucked in the head

[Nachos @AskNachos]

This is wonderful news.

[Banana Republic @BananaRepublic]

Calling all Sloan lovers! Our customer favorite just dropped in fresh new styles.

Explore the new collection: https://t.co/MVu4FvgR7y

[Nachos @AskNachos]

@WheelofFortune @ABC7 This is a bad man

[Nachos @AskNachos]

@djmeiho63 @LisaMarieBoothe You look like a fucking lawn mower

[Nachos @AskNachos]

If you can’t handle me at soggy you don’t deserve me at crunchy.

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

'Truckin', got my chips cashed in
Keep truckin', like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line
Just keep truckin' on'

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Rock announced on Instagram that he, his wife and two of their daughters tested positive for COVID-19.

He explained why it has been “one of the most challenging and difficult things” they’ve gone through as a family. (via @TheRock)

[Aishah White @aishahwhite]

Cali’s finest!! Thank you #UncleSnoop @CashmereAgency #CaliRed

[Nachos @AskNachos]

i drank so many liberal tears tonight my anus fell off 😢

[Nachos @AskNachos]

@chrissyteigen NACHOS

[Nova Scotia Fisherman @NSFisherman]

Happy Lips Are Healthy Lips ⛳️⛅️ #lipbalm #strawberry #novascotiafisherman

[Nachos @AskNachos]

“BANGING TEENS NOT ILLEGAL”. Even nachos knows better!

[Nachos @AskNachos]

@jeremyc21 @chrissyteigen Imagine being a balding dude with a faux hawk telling a super model she ugly

[David Carson @PDPJ]

Two girls just walked past us told the cops to suck their dick then pointed to us and told us to report it OK