Why hasn’t a business done the lucky ticket Willy Wonka thing recently? The closest thing to it in my mind is McDonald’s Monopoly in ohhhh must’ve been ‘14….It’s time for these corporate goons to step 👏 it 👏 up 👏
Twitter seems to
Have changed in my absence.
Quieter, like a ghost town.
(This is not supposed to be a haiku I just accidentally hit the enter key)
Yet I see that @stevo_berntson still comments on Hearthstone posts. He is unwavering, and he has my utmost respect 🇺🇸
@stevo_berntson My sorority back in college had this line: “scholarship before social obligation.” Least favorite line. I say fuck it. Hang out with your friends.
Realizing that the chess opening you studied from wikihow has finally started to advance your gameplay is such a life metaphor: Just because something doesn’t seem to be working at first doesn’t mean it’s a total flop. Give it some time, my love. Just give it the gift of time.
Sometimes when I come home for lunch, I feel like a little kid who has to wind down for nap time. Today was one of those days. It was really successful though, and I’m grateful.