Ceasar Flickerman

Hair Dye Enthusiast & Host of The Hunger Games. THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT!📍The Capitol

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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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@quarshmar With a chamoy rim

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Midwestern squirrels are fat daddy Warbucks compared to the shriveled lil things in the city

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I think he loves them not because they contribute to his well-being (though I don’t doubt this) but simply because that’s the kind of sponge he is… one to love without exception. “Love is never wasted, for its value does not rest on reciprocity,” as CS Lewis says.

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I love how this pic shows SpongeBob has affection for Plankton, who’s adversarial towards him, and Squidward, who feels hostile indifference. SpongeBob understands that not everyone will like you, but they can still contribute to your wellbeing by being part of the spice of life

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This chopped crew

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Falling in love with a guy because he does a funny impression of his southern grandma

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Me (SpongeBob) receiving papal history lessons from my friends at 2am

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@LPMelGibson Bruh

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@LPMelGibson I need more of your DC observations on here STAT

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@quarshmar Pink drink with heavy cream and extra strawberries

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Opting to sleep on my sofa for the fourth night in a row for no reason

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I could look ljke this if I gaf, but the cosmic scales would become unbalanced and every volcano would rupture simultaneously

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The girls of TikTok are inventing fake early 2000s actresses with AI.

They refer to this woman as “Brooke Sullivan” - she gets millions of views on compilations of her old shows and interviews 🤯

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@quarshmar Early to bed and early to rise makes your incisors sharp to the thigh

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@plutrchhvsnbeee It’s like a quinceañera for politicians ❤️❤️❤️

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Last night, i imagineered sudden onset deafness on my quiet walk home. The grief was so crushing I had to snap my fingers rapidly to cut the silence. May I never be ungrateful for all I have.

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They done filled Tony

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@quarshmar You’re like bashful dwarf

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Alexa please vaccinate me

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Alexa stop tickling me it actually hurts

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Alexa set my 4 am alarm to the 2014 smash hit I Luh You Papi by Jennifer Lopez

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Last night we let the campuchuchuchuchu tea talk